heather's definitions
Boy: A Stupid Ass Hippie Huggin Ho who needs to shut the fuck up and stop thinking constently about getting laid... just face it.. UR NEVER GONNA FUCK! If they are lucky they might actually get some.. but thats kinda rare. A boy is what a man (a guy who has got some) refers to.. in definition.. boys are virgin idiots.. and men are merely boys who have been laid at least once.. in perspective.. they are pretty much the same, only one has fucked and the other is still a virgin.. I only wonder why chicks are defined as a "ho" when a guy can do the same shit and be labeled as a "PIMP"... shut the fuck up you idiot ass fucktard.. get a life and get laid.. eventually.. yes it will happen.. thats when they will become a man and that is when they are married and are pussywhipped fuckers. Until a boy has become a man he normally jacksoff to get pleasure.. they may even be desperate enough to say " I wish I were a dog so I could suck my own cock." Thats stupid.. if you were a dog, you would be pushed around.. and it would literally suck balls.
by Heather January 21, 2004
Get the boymug. by hEaThEr December 22, 2003
Get the benismug. The lead singer of the music bands, Tool and A Perfect Circle. Known to study and write his songs about or relating to his beliefs <i>Qabalah,</i> and he doesn't fall into the mainstream fake music of today and most music from the past. Maynard is real.
One of Maynard's songs, The Patient, number three on his latest Tool cd, Lateralus is basically about how he doesnt want people to just go to his concerts and buy his music and not know what your doing. He wants people to listen to his words and understand them, he doesnt feel he doing enough and may walk away...
by Heather April 7, 2004
Get the Maynard James Keenanmug. A candadian pop singer who pretends to be "punk" or "rock" because her record company want to sell more albums.
Poses with guitars that she can't play in videos and posters and dresses "punk" as instructed by her record company.
Likes to pretend to be tough by making up stories about herself and also likes to claim to "punk" or "rock" as well as comparing herself to punk rockers.
Inspired a bunch of teenies to wear ties and pretend to be "punk" or "rock" whilst knowing nothing about music.
Is usually disliked by anybody who is into "real" punk or rock music.
In short: a fake "rocker" designed by a record company to sell albums and an image to teenys.
Poses with guitars that she can't play in videos and posters and dresses "punk" as instructed by her record company.
Likes to pretend to be tough by making up stories about herself and also likes to claim to "punk" or "rock" as well as comparing herself to punk rockers.
Inspired a bunch of teenies to wear ties and pretend to be "punk" or "rock" whilst knowing nothing about music.
Is usually disliked by anybody who is into "real" punk or rock music.
In short: a fake "rocker" designed by a record company to sell albums and an image to teenys.
Avril: "I'm a skater punk who writes guitar driven rock"
Avril: "I'm as punk as they come!"
Avril: "I'm like a Sid Vicious for a whole new generation."
Avril: "This girl was in my face in a bar so I got her on the floor and because I was the one of top they threw me out."
Teeny: "avril is rawk music u dnt no anythn!!1"
Avril: "I'm as punk as they come!"
Avril: "I'm like a Sid Vicious for a whole new generation."
Avril: "This girl was in my face in a bar so I got her on the floor and because I was the one of top they threw me out."
Teeny: "avril is rawk music u dnt no anythn!!1"
by Heather March 13, 2005
Get the Avril Lavingemug. 1.A person who gets mad at the drop of a dime of somthing smalls and blows it up in to a big unnesssary deal.
2. some one who hold in all their problems and explodes all at once over nothing.
2. some one who hold in all their problems and explodes all at once over nothing.
by Heather September 21, 2004
Get the Spazmug. Cute, big cheeks, named after a reindeer, blue eyes, super hawt, loves boys, brunette. She loves to hang with friends and always has a good time. Is always embarrassed by family and dresses over the top. She absolutely loves outdoors. Klarices always get what they want and are often the "favorite child".
by Heather June 23, 2014
Get the klaricemug. 
Get the ashlyighmug.