hazel's definitions
A derivative and boring show that mindlessly quotes pop culture 3/4ths of its target audience does not understand.
"Did you watch Family Guy last night? They referenced the A-Team, Sanford and Son, and Lindsay Lohan within a minute!"
"No."
"No."
by Hazel August 4, 2006
Get the family guymug. Tar-Atanamir, also called Tar-Atanamir the Great, was the thirteenth King of Númenor.
He treated the Men of Middle-Earth cruelly, and he was the first King to speak openly against the Ban of the Valar. This marks the beginning of the downfall, when the Númenóreans had begun to turn against the Valar and the Eldar, and take pride in their own strength and wealth.
Tar-Atanamir was succeeded by his son, Tar-Ancalimon.
He treated the Men of Middle-Earth cruelly, and he was the first King to speak openly against the Ban of the Valar. This marks the beginning of the downfall, when the Númenóreans had begun to turn against the Valar and the Eldar, and take pride in their own strength and wealth.
Tar-Atanamir was succeeded by his son, Tar-Ancalimon.
Tar-Atanamir was the thirteenth King of Númenor.
by Hazel December 20, 2006
Get the Tar-Atanamirmug. adj. Something which looks appealing and/or identical to something appealing, but is actually bland and synthesized.
by Hazel October 23, 2004
Get the Tofumug. Capper is a person who wont stop talking, or talking to you. The type of man who comes over and says 'speek inglsh preety laydee?' The type of girl who say 'Heather has put onnnnnnnn so muuuuuch weight dont you think, like, whateverrrrrr'. A fool.
David : Look, i can totally do an olly...or is a narlly..or..wait, just look at how much my jeans cost me..girls, over here! I can get really drunk on cheap ass beer aswell. Did I mention im,like, totally stoned right now? I hate the world and write bad poems about how much I want to cut myself. If i use my moms make up i can be cool as sheep aswell....
Hazel: Man, that guy is a total capper
Evelyn : I agree. Lets Laugh.
Hazel: Im up for that. 'Hahahahaha'
Evelyn: 'Hahahaha'
Hazel: Man, that guy is a total capper
Evelyn : I agree. Lets Laugh.
Hazel: Im up for that. 'Hahahahaha'
Evelyn: 'Hahahaha'
by Hazel November 11, 2004
Get the Cappermug. They're nice people.
by Hazel January 3, 2004
Get the They'remug. Actually a myth; "cellulite" describes more of a look of fat than the actual fat itself. Fat is fat, the only way to get rid of it is through diet and exercise.
The look of "cellulite" is that of cottage cheese, which is actually caused by the sporadic connection between the skin and the muscle.
The look of "cellulite" is that of cottage cheese, which is actually caused by the sporadic connection between the skin and the muscle.
"I should use cellulite cream to get rid of my fat."
"No, you fat bitch, get off your ass and exercise, don't waste your money."
"No, you fat bitch, get off your ass and exercise, don't waste your money."
by Hazel October 31, 2004
Get the cellulitemug.