hazel's definitions

batnipple

1. The nipples on George Cloony's batsuit in "Batman and Robin."
2. The protector of all nipples. Born an upper-class nipple, Batnipple saw his parents die at the hands of a petty criminal. Vowing to avenge them, he donned the black mask and became The Batnipple, crusader and dark knight among nipples.

1. Hazel: The only things I remember from Batman and Robin are the batnipples.
2. Justin: I am the Batnipple.

by Hazel July 26, 2005

mecca booty

A booty to which men turn to at least five times daily.

Sharwat has a mecca booty.

by Hazel January 22, 2007

To nerd

(v.) The act of flaunting knowledge that no one else cares about.

"Then I killed Klauth the Great Wyrm of the North with my greatsword +2 and I kept respawning back to the Temple of Tyr but then my henchman half-orc barbarian-"
"Stop nerding around!"

by Hazel January 3, 2004

how's it hangin'

How are you, or are you hard.

How's it hangin'?

by Hazel June 2, 2004

They're

The contract of "they" and "are", often confused with "there" and "their".

They're nice people.

by Hazel January 3, 2004

cellulite

Actually a myth; "cellulite" describes more of a look of fat than the actual fat itself. Fat is fat, the only way to get rid of it is through diet and exercise.

The look of "cellulite" is that of cottage cheese, which is actually caused by the sporadic connection between the skin and the muscle.

"I should use cellulite cream to get rid of my fat."
"No, you fat bitch, get off your ass and exercise, don't waste your money."

by Hazel October 31, 2004