hazel's definitions

souter

verb: to get drunk, start sucking things off, and vomit red wine all of over yourself

woah, you were so drunk last night, that you soutered yourself.

by hazel April 18, 2004

family guy

A derivative and boring show that mindlessly quotes pop culture 3/4ths of its target audience does not understand.

"Did you watch Family Guy last night? They referenced the A-Team, Sanford and Son, and Lindsay Lohan within a minute!"
"No."

by Hazel August 4, 2006

cellulite

Actually a myth; "cellulite" describes more of a look of fat than the actual fat itself. Fat is fat, the only way to get rid of it is through diet and exercise.

The look of "cellulite" is that of cottage cheese, which is actually caused by the sporadic connection between the skin and the muscle.

"I should use cellulite cream to get rid of my fat."
"No, you fat bitch, get off your ass and exercise, don't waste your money."

by Hazel October 31, 2004

They're

The contract of "they" and "are", often confused with "there" and "their".

They're nice people.

by Hazel January 3, 2004

mecca booty

A booty to which men turn to at least five times daily.

Sharwat has a mecca booty.

by Hazel January 22, 2007

batnipple

1. The nipples on George Cloony's batsuit in "Batman and Robin."
2. The protector of all nipples. Born an upper-class nipple, Batnipple saw his parents die at the hands of a petty criminal. Vowing to avenge them, he donned the black mask and became The Batnipple, crusader and dark knight among nipples.

1. Hazel: The only things I remember from Batman and Robin are the batnipples.
2. Justin: I am the Batnipple.

by Hazel July 26, 2005