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Get the capslock'd mug.Classy is when you do something stupid to show yourself up. Like falling over. Walking into a glass door. Hitting your head off a low frame. Walking out of the bathroom with your zip open.
Erica : Oh fuck, i just hit my head off a low frame while walking into a glass door and fell over.
Hazel : You know your zip is open, right?
Erica: Oh great. Classy.
Hazel: Classy.
Hazel : You know your zip is open, right?
Erica: Oh great. Classy.
Hazel: Classy.
by Hazel November 12, 2004
Get the Classy mug.What little is known about Chris McCulloch (aka Jackson Publick III), creator of The Venture Brothers, has been gleaned largely from rumor and Internet speculation. His scripts and videotapes arrive at Cartoon Network via airmail from various countries, bearing no return address, and in simple brown wrapping - save for a garish "Astrobase-Go!" sticker. While he doesn't return phone calls, in the unlikely event one does make contact with him, it's usually too difficult to hear over the noise of helicopter engines.
What is known about him is that he is a Caucasian male, born in Brooklyn, N.Y., in 1971 - the only son of Jackson Publick, II, whom the baby-boomer generation may remember as the prolific author of the popular Rusty Venture boys' adventure novels of the 1950s and '60s. Publick II's own father, Jackson Publick I, had penned more than 70 Doc Venture serial novels two decades earlier.
Having exhausted his trust fund sometime in the early '90s, and lacking any other marketable skills (despite being a few credits shy of achieving degrees in geology, biology and super-physics), the younger Jackson put his propensity for doodling and lying (ironically the causes for his dismissal from several East Coast private schools) to good use and entered the fast-paced world of television animation. Working under the pseudonym Christopher McCulloch to avoid being accused of trying to cash in on his father's name, he left his mark on such animated fare as The Tick, King of the Hill, Sheep in the Big City and The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy. However, by 2002 his penchant for quality bedding and bespoke suits prompted Jackson to reconsider cashing in after all. He came to grips with his creative legacy and reclaiming his name, updated the characters his father and grandfather originated - emboldening them with his own style and sensibility to create The Venture Brothers, a new Venture family saga for the new medium of television and new generation of youngsters-at-heart to enjoy. When in the United States, Jackson resides in the legendary Penthouse C ("the jewel of the East Village" - House and Home Magazine), high above New York City.
What is known about him is that he is a Caucasian male, born in Brooklyn, N.Y., in 1971 - the only son of Jackson Publick, II, whom the baby-boomer generation may remember as the prolific author of the popular Rusty Venture boys' adventure novels of the 1950s and '60s. Publick II's own father, Jackson Publick I, had penned more than 70 Doc Venture serial novels two decades earlier.
Having exhausted his trust fund sometime in the early '90s, and lacking any other marketable skills (despite being a few credits shy of achieving degrees in geology, biology and super-physics), the younger Jackson put his propensity for doodling and lying (ironically the causes for his dismissal from several East Coast private schools) to good use and entered the fast-paced world of television animation. Working under the pseudonym Christopher McCulloch to avoid being accused of trying to cash in on his father's name, he left his mark on such animated fare as The Tick, King of the Hill, Sheep in the Big City and The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy. However, by 2002 his penchant for quality bedding and bespoke suits prompted Jackson to reconsider cashing in after all. He came to grips with his creative legacy and reclaiming his name, updated the characters his father and grandfather originated - emboldening them with his own style and sensibility to create The Venture Brothers, a new Venture family saga for the new medium of television and new generation of youngsters-at-heart to enjoy. When in the United States, Jackson resides in the legendary Penthouse C ("the jewel of the East Village" - House and Home Magazine), high above New York City.
Jackson Publick writes for The Venture Bros.
by Hazel August 5, 2006
Get the jackson publick mug.Capper is a person who wont stop talking, or talking to you. The type of man who comes over and says 'speek inglsh preety laydee?' The type of girl who say 'Heather has put onnnnnnnn so muuuuuch weight dont you think, like, whateverrrrrr'. A fool.
David : Look, i can totally do an olly...or is a narlly..or..wait, just look at how much my jeans cost me..girls, over here! I can get really drunk on cheap ass beer aswell. Did I mention im,like, totally stoned right now? I hate the world and write bad poems about how much I want to cut myself. If i use my moms make up i can be cool as sheep aswell....
Hazel: Man, that guy is a total capper
Evelyn : I agree. Lets Laugh.
Hazel: Im up for that. 'Hahahahaha'
Evelyn: 'Hahahaha'
Hazel: Man, that guy is a total capper
Evelyn : I agree. Lets Laugh.
Hazel: Im up for that. 'Hahahahaha'
Evelyn: 'Hahahaha'
by Hazel November 11, 2004
Get the Capper mug.They're nice people.
by Hazel January 3, 2004
Get the They're mug.Actually a myth; "cellulite" describes more of a look of fat than the actual fat itself. Fat is fat, the only way to get rid of it is through diet and exercise.
The look of "cellulite" is that of cottage cheese, which is actually caused by the sporadic connection between the skin and the muscle.
The look of "cellulite" is that of cottage cheese, which is actually caused by the sporadic connection between the skin and the muscle.
"I should use cellulite cream to get rid of my fat."
"No, you fat bitch, get off your ass and exercise, don't waste your money."
"No, you fat bitch, get off your ass and exercise, don't waste your money."
by Hazel October 31, 2004
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