hazard's definitions

Yalingah

Word used by dole bludging Australians of coloured descent to describe their forskins..

"hey marco, you have a cheesy tasting yalingah" says fred

by hazard April 14, 2005

British Pound

When two British men double team a girl. However they must scream "Hail to the Queen" every time they switch positions.

When Harry and ian were double teamining and swapped positions they screamed "Hail to the Queen" when they swapped ends

by hazard April 18, 2005

Element

A very tacky looking peice of crap car from Honda.

"Great, there's Jerry with his shitty Element."

by Hazard October 24, 2003

Jerkwad

A Variation of Asswad. An asshole, unsavory character, cheapskate. Origin: Refence to a peice of Toilet paper used during Male Masturbation.

"God You're a Jerkwad Jerry."

"Stop being a cheap motel room Jerkwad Jerry and gimmie a dollar!"

by Hazard October 23, 2003

Tool Box

Reference to a room full or folk easily termed as "Tools"

"Christ, the Lobby is a fuckin tool box today."

by Hazard October 23, 2003

The Canine Special

Liberally apply peanut butter to your dick and call over the family dog. Lick Ubu lick. Good Dog. Arf!....

Marco put peanut butter all over his dick and called his dog over to lick it off...and he wonders why its dead


heh

by hazard April 18, 2005

Douche Monger

Worse than a Douchbag. A Super Douchebag prick that likes to hang out with other Lesser Douchebag Friends, gathering them around him so he can feel like more of a douchebag than the Douchebags he mongered.
AKA Chandler from Friends.

"Jerry, you fucking Douche Monger, tell your friends to go home!"

by Hazard October 24, 2003