316 definitions by harry flashman

No deals

A polite way to decline pickles on your Big Mac.

Gimme a number 1 combo meal, supersized, diet Coke, no deals.

by harry flashman July 4, 2003

levitate

To have ill-fitting denim trousers ride up uncomfortably on your crotch.

Damn, I getting a rash; my levis have been having the tendancy to levitate all day.

by harry flashman July 30, 2003

blue-veiner

An erection characterized by distended, pulsating blue veins; an exceptionally hard hard-on.

Julie gave me a blue-veiner when she bent over to pick up the dozen or so Viagra I'd coughed out when she told me she liked men who wear velcro shoes.

by harry flashman June 28, 2003

lotto

An idiot's 401k.

Thelma put her money in a high risk, aggressive investment even though she knew that 85 year old Haitians in this country illegally usually won the lotto, she didn't know of any other fiduciary instrument that paid such a high rate of return.

by harry flashman August 12, 2003

this is no shit

A preface to a statement or story, meaning: What follows is the absolute truth.

"This is no shit," said Bubba, "I killed a 37 point buck last weekend with a bow at 300 yards."

by harry flashman August 7, 2003

phallitosis

peckerbreath

Rob has the worst case of phallitosis I've ever encountered.

by harry flashman June 28, 2003

nodosity

The state or quality of being full of nodes(node=knob or swelling); knobiness.

As Mrs Dovetonsils called upon Megnao to complete the conjugation of the Latin verb "to love", she started off "Amo, Amas, Amat...", standing up, he began, "Amomus, Amamas, Amant..." and felt a stirring in his loins...a nodosity, as he pondered the archaic meaning of conjugation.

by harry flashman August 6, 2003