hamtaro's definitions

LJ

Leeroy Jenkins

Let's do this, LJ

by Hamtaro October 11, 2018

Pokémon Z

The Half Life 3 of Pokémon and the remake of X and Y

Pokémon Z will release soon..... right??

by Hamtaro November 11, 2019

My boyfriend

Not you, faggot! I’m male

My boyfriend is nobody since I’m a straight male

by Hamtaro December 27, 2020

Bitch Nigga

A female black dog

Guy 1: This is my black dog, her name is Shaylar

Guy 2: It's a Bitch Nigga

by Hamtaro October 30, 2019

Aqua

A useless but incredibly hot water goddess from Konosuba

Aqua may be useless, but she is just so dang sexy

by Hamtaro April 6, 2022

Hilda

The greatest freaking show on Netflix, SERIOUSLY this frick beats the crap out of Big Mouth, Paradise PD, or F is for Family

Hilda is the best show ever
And it's owned by Netflix

by Hamtaro December 16, 2018

I’m pregnant

Either the most exciting thing or scariest thing your wife can say depending on your thoughts

Wife 1: “I’m pregnant”
Husband 1: “Yay, we’re gonna be parents”

Wife 2: “I’m pregnant”
Husband 2: “OH GOSH, I’M NOT READY TO BE A DAD”

by Hamtaro June 11, 2023