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layák

Turkey's philosophy of open-mindedness and secularism.
Turkish people are one of the happiest people living today, because they left behind them a heritage of hate and bigotry of Islam, supplanted by freedom and music, art and modern life in all its manifestations.
The growing, shade-of-camel Muslim protohumanist JoeJihadi mind-'closet' is putting layák on the backfoot. Terrorist bombings like those happened at the Turkish resort town of Antalya in 2006 (and who knows what's coming next?), represent the camel's nose of the quest for freedom!
by hammer---;, hytham April 17, 2007
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diabesity

Also diabecity: diabetes-related obesity.
A real problem. As one gets older, the body's ability to metabolize excess body sugars is less active, causing sugar-source fat (called 'toxic sugar'), to start building around the midriff area, that ultimately expands from too much fat stored in that region (known to all men as beer belly, beer gut, beer belt, spare tire, ...) which is by the way, very hard to get rid of as this is the body's own 'fugitive fat' that signals the onset of insulin-resistant diabetes-II. Toxic sugar can thicken the walls of heart and kidney artery structure, causing HD and retinopathy.
Watch out from diabesity and drink lotsa coffee: it's the perfect fat-burner.
by hammer---;, hytham May 16, 2007
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couthier

A new job nomination for one who gets hired by 'megalibrities', stars, actors or filthy-and-dirty rich fucks to teach them how to eat, talk, walk, wear clothes and act 'social'! In general: couthiness & etiquette.
A couthier and some grips are a star's best friends!
by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007
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photox

PhotoShop Botox, or 'digital dieting':
cameraholics, phonewhores and photo-phobes who resort to the use of any pixel-altering digital program ardently removing the extra 'relaxed muscle' they have, in order to come out thinner!
Photox is the art of digitized pix ('lightmares', 'phobographs'), of the ugly, the fat and the phobic ('pixel surgeons'/ 'fauxtographers').

Learn: you are not as fat as you think you are or will be. You are only what you are.
by hammer---;, hytham May 16, 2007
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localvores

Also called 'culinarians', food activists, ecogastronomists... and refers to culinazis who advocate traditional local food-harvesting/-making methods (ecogastronomy/ Slow Food/ cuisine de terroir...), in third world countries and other authentic 'food cultures'.
In a return to the early agricultural societies, these localvores offer to buy ethinc people's food stock and interfer with their simple agrarian lives, in what has been adeptly called culinary colonialism!
Localvores are a bunch of quacks: they turn a blind eye to the battle against the 'termination technology' of LMOs (living-modified organisms), GM food and the necrosceince of 'nutrigenomics' that the true activist fooderati warn one day might lead the Earth to 'mutation meltdown' from the ubiquitous 'gene smog' that's already choking our delicate, pristine environment.
by hammer---;, hytham May 17, 2007
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unconfetti

Confetti that's thrown at 'divorce parties'!
That's brain-damaging, but I can't understand why some should have a 'divorcemoon' when all they can do in it is throw some fucking 'unconfetti' and 'kiss off'?!
by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007
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nowtro

The 'Now' retro! A movement of ever regurgitating the past and reintroducing it back in the present or, sometimes even the 'neoteric' near future!
Comes in many names that in the example below, I couldn't help but self-coin a new one all by myself!
The 'Millennium Effect', retro-future/ retro-futurism/ retro-futurism, neo-retro, retro-modern, retro-vintage, metro-retro, retrogressive, retrocon (retroactive continuity), contemporary classic, neotraditionalism, retro-futurology, technostalgia, newstalgia...
Nowtro: also called the 'newtro', or my own self-coinage: neotro.
Dig.
by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007
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