hammer---;, hytham's definitions

Moroccan Margarita

Pomegranate molasses + tequila + triple sec + lime juice.

Moroccan Margarita needs pomegranate molasses, essential to making this delicious cocktail: thick-bodied essence of freshly squeezed pomegranate seeds called in Jordan 'dibbs el romman' that I generously add on everything (try it with your omelette!), and comes cheap around here, but the cocktailing result is one of the best tequila-based ones ever!

by hammer---;, hytham June 6, 2007

Mexican Mary

Also called 'Bloody Maria': the usual Bloody Mary (kosher salt/pepper + Tabasco® sauce/Lea & Perrins Worcestershire sauce + lemon juice + concentrated tomato juice), and instead of he voddy, you add tequila on crushed ice and garnish with a celery shoot.

Mexican Mary is one of my least favorite tequila-based cocktails.
For a bitchass strong 'tequtail', see Moroccan Margarita

by hammer---;, hytham June 6, 2007

flairing

The art of joggling barware, bar tools and drink bottles performed by master cocktailians and molecular mixologists.

A virginified try at flairing may end in embarrasing -- and sometimes dangerous -- results!

by hammer---;, hytham June 6, 2007

one-drinking

In a bar, to request an item... only to re-request a change, or cancel it all together and order another item when the bartender comes huffing and puffing with the original order.

In Sesame Street, there's a fularious one-drinking 'Muppisode' when my favorite character, Grover comes like effteen times with a new order in a resturant and ends up on the floor!

by hammer---;, hytham June 6, 2007

pre-drinking

To drink large quantities of cheap alkie/beer, before going out on a 'drinquest' to save on expenses!

I never done pre-drinking: I used to work in a bar, yo!

by hammer---;, hytham June 6, 2007

pre-gaming

Underage teens on a drinking binge before football games!

Pre-gaming makes all the fun in the stadium: you can get free entertainment hearing the crappy, drunkinese jokes during extended halftime break between quarters!

by hammer---;, hytham June 6, 2007

caffeinol

0.2-0.33 to 0.65 g/kg ethanol + 10 mg/kg caffeine mixture that has proved to be a perfect 'cortical neuroprotector' if given intravenously to ischemic-stroke patients to counter their illness.

Another benefit for holywater alcohol (unlike the alchoffee caffeinol, this coming one's pure injectable alcohol called injecTx), is its Holier-than-thou ability to counter BHP (benign prostatic hyperplasia), or enlarged prostate.

Bow for the cup!

by hammer---;, hytham June 6, 2007