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Dead water is called so because of the new 'aquaceuticals' market of 'enhanced' or 'designer water', like Propel made by Gatorade rich in calcium/ sodium/ potassium/ magnesium/ chloride 'lytes (electrolytes) and trace-vitamins or those that come with caffiene (or, 'caffienated water').
by hammer---;, hytham April 21, 2007
Get the dead water mug.The organ-legging area that stretches from Egypt in the west, to Iraq in the east (including Jordan).
This 3rd-World area has witnessed some of the largest organ-legging activity (e.g. kidneys that are in constant demand!) in recent modern times that it has been given a nome-de-'Belt': Kidney Belt!
This 3rd-World area has witnessed some of the largest organ-legging activity (e.g. kidneys that are in constant demand!) in recent modern times that it has been given a nome-de-'Belt': Kidney Belt!
Organ-leggers in Jordan -- a country part of the Kidney Belt in the poor Middle-East are profiting from a declining economic state and this is an alarming issue: many desperate, unemployed young men have no other choice but to go to an illegal clinic and risk their lives to sell their kidneys for 2000-3500$ a pop!
by hammer---;, hytham April 17, 2007
Get the Kidney Belt mug.Having no sufficient fruit/veg in one's diet/food-intake. Also means the inability to provide healthy food for one's family.
People in Turd World 'cunt'ries like mine, are always characterized by their angry looks, stiff unhealthy bodies and bad temperament, you lil' foreigners are liable for getting your pretty 'white' teeth knocked at any time just by casually staring at passerbys! It all chalks back to what these goat-grabbing Arabtards put in their bellies: fatty 'empty calories' food (e.g. 'mansef' which is basically overcooked rice "roz" with pieces of either lamb meat "lahem", or chicken "jaj" and sour fermented goat milk "laban" that is also made by border-sharing Syria, Iraq & Sinai in Egypt), that stuff their protruding bellies and block their hearts (literaly and figuratively), and minds.
You cannot in any way figure the same as I, cause simply you aren't locked with the same fools like me! It's worse than what you might think: young men they look older than their real age, women are nothing but horny fatards with a short-fuse and all of them are bonkass crazy!
What else there's to do in Jordan known by its shitty economy and a nonexistent job market other than overeating?!
Almost all of the meat that gets used in the forementioned 'manasef' (pl.), comes from way 'Turdier' countries (mainly Sudan, Bulgaria and Romania), with bad refrigerating methods and recently... serial food-poisoning cases were reported all over Amman and a neighboring city called Ma'adaba! And the local Ammani 'souks' (markets that sell MICs or goods 'made in China'), are abrim with farmed fish fed on cheap fish growth-hormones to make it more 'sellable' (there's a saying here and in other Mid-Rim countries that says, 'The Eye Eats, Not The Mouth'. Go figure!). Fruit is sold in special allocated places called 'hisbah' (sing.) and it's only fourth-grade, non-export produce: better, export-grade fruit/veg are hauled out the 'Kinkdom' and sold to wealthy buyer-powerful Gulf states like Saudi Arabi, Kuwait, U.A.E. and Oman... where the resident 'Gulfans' are fatter than Mastodons!... leaving us po' fucks with nothing edible to put in our mouths, or money to buy anything decent enough to feed our children!
One last thing: I had a nice chat with a swee Southern Bellatrix lately and she, innocently asked me what do we normally have for food. I answered back by stating that, not long ago and because it's already 'springish' in Jordan... the 'only' national TV station ran a 6-o'clock telereport about a 'weed' -- for seriousness! -- called 'khubaiza' (scientific name: Malva parviflora and is known in English as 'little mallow'), that's usually found growing in large quantities around sewage-collecting pipelines (or as we here say, 'masarif el'charah') and the fucking reporter glazed over a bunch of it as he popvoxed the 'seasonal' souk shoppers who couldn't agree more that, yes... it's a perfect, nourishing meat-substitute (not vegan-wise. Mind), because -- their words -- "it's very rich in the blood-boosting mineral iron!". Godfuck! The iron that's in khubaiza isn't even hemic FFFS!
We're not even saved by irony!
Also called 'silent hunger'.
People in Turd World 'cunt'ries like mine, are always characterized by their angry looks, stiff unhealthy bodies and bad temperament, you lil' foreigners are liable for getting your pretty 'white' teeth knocked at any time just by casually staring at passerbys! It all chalks back to what these goat-grabbing Arabtards put in their bellies: fatty 'empty calories' food (e.g. 'mansef' which is basically overcooked rice "roz" with pieces of either lamb meat "lahem", or chicken "jaj" and sour fermented goat milk "laban" that is also made by border-sharing Syria, Iraq & Sinai in Egypt), that stuff their protruding bellies and block their hearts (literaly and figuratively), and minds.
You cannot in any way figure the same as I, cause simply you aren't locked with the same fools like me! It's worse than what you might think: young men they look older than their real age, women are nothing but horny fatards with a short-fuse and all of them are bonkass crazy!
What else there's to do in Jordan known by its shitty economy and a nonexistent job market other than overeating?!
Almost all of the meat that gets used in the forementioned 'manasef' (pl.), comes from way 'Turdier' countries (mainly Sudan, Bulgaria and Romania), with bad refrigerating methods and recently... serial food-poisoning cases were reported all over Amman and a neighboring city called Ma'adaba! And the local Ammani 'souks' (markets that sell MICs or goods 'made in China'), are abrim with farmed fish fed on cheap fish growth-hormones to make it more 'sellable' (there's a saying here and in other Mid-Rim countries that says, 'The Eye Eats, Not The Mouth'. Go figure!). Fruit is sold in special allocated places called 'hisbah' (sing.) and it's only fourth-grade, non-export produce: better, export-grade fruit/veg are hauled out the 'Kinkdom' and sold to wealthy buyer-powerful Gulf states like Saudi Arabi, Kuwait, U.A.E. and Oman... where the resident 'Gulfans' are fatter than Mastodons!... leaving us po' fucks with nothing edible to put in our mouths, or money to buy anything decent enough to feed our children!
One last thing: I had a nice chat with a swee Southern Bellatrix lately and she, innocently asked me what do we normally have for food. I answered back by stating that, not long ago and because it's already 'springish' in Jordan... the 'only' national TV station ran a 6-o'clock telereport about a 'weed' -- for seriousness! -- called 'khubaiza' (scientific name: Malva parviflora and is known in English as 'little mallow'), that's usually found growing in large quantities around sewage-collecting pipelines (or as we here say, 'masarif el'charah') and the fucking reporter glazed over a bunch of it as he popvoxed the 'seasonal' souk shoppers who couldn't agree more that, yes... it's a perfect, nourishing meat-substitute (not vegan-wise. Mind), because -- their words -- "it's very rich in the blood-boosting mineral iron!". Godfuck! The iron that's in khubaiza isn't even hemic FFFS!
We're not even saved by irony!
Also called 'silent hunger'.
'Food insecurity' is the inability of goverments to provide food for their own people: The 'Assmite Kinkdon of Whordan', which is in addition to being 'food-insecure', suffers from 'hidden hunger' and everybody is after that lost NBH (Next Bowl of Hummus).
by hammer---;, hytham May 17, 2007
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Get the UrbanDictionary mug.Testicular + peculiarities : cockup stuff males never admit as wrongdoing! And just go blame it on their male hormonal make-up... , y'know?
I liked that word so much, I searched my 'wordrobe' for more and here's what I found (you'll be gobshite-smacked!):
-MACHOs: males acting childish, hormonal and obnoxious!
-egotesticles: egotistical testicles! HAHA!
-testyria: testicular hysteria!
-testosterone-poisoning: an excuse whenever you miss up stuff so bad!
-MAS: male-answer syndrome, or 'manswer'... is the tendency for a male to come up fast with a random answer even if he has zip idea what's he talking about, fueled by testosterone!
I liked that word so much, I searched my 'wordrobe' for more and here's what I found (you'll be gobshite-smacked!):
-MACHOs: males acting childish, hormonal and obnoxious!
-egotesticles: egotistical testicles! HAHA!
-testyria: testicular hysteria!
-testosterone-poisoning: an excuse whenever you miss up stuff so bad!
-MAS: male-answer syndrome, or 'manswer'... is the tendency for a male to come up fast with a random answer even if he has zip idea what's he talking about, fueled by testosterone!
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