hammer---;, hytham's definitions

blue revolution

Water shortages in the third-world caused alarming concerns in the last ten years and the WWC (World Water Council) predicts that there'll be 1.5 bil. without access to clean drinking water by the year 2015.
The hook is, this multi-stakeholder world authority is helping these water-poor 3rd World countries to build 'water-banking' structures (water dams, reservoirs...), to collect rain water in the short-timed winters, to be used later for drinking and sanitory purposes.
Water is now the 'blue' gold!

Blue revolution is a take on the 60s' 'green revolution'. The difference between the two revolutions is that, this new one is going to be the cause for WWIII as politicians expect world-wide 'water wars' to take place when there'll not be one drop of water left in this world. Wait and see, it's happening faster than what you might think!

by hammer---;, hytham April 21, 2007

genetocracy

Rule of the genetically-enhanced!
See Dustafarians, for details.

Antonym>> genetic underclass: the rapid advancements made in the field of biotechnology ushering what one writer termed the 'genetic-politics', or the political lobby action that would take place if genetic testing is going to determine who's the perfect machine and who are the mehums (mere humans) and the call for 'bio-freedom' for the 'genetically-challenged', 'bio-prisoners' born with defective genes that would end up to be ruled by the genetocracy.

by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007

philons

Imaginary, air-carried attractant exohormones/ pheromones.
It's a word used mainly in 'sniff therapy', a new psychotherapeutic method for couples with sexual problems, where -- basically 'sniffing' your partner's undies can fire up one's IRMs (innate releasing mechanisms: the brain-prewired mechanism for receiving chemical pheromones!).

These undetectable pheromones are thought to play a major part in what has been called the 'addiction factor': the headiness, memory and attraction caused by your partner's smell, which might play a significant role in the affinity you might have lost from either way too much 'partner familiarization' or, long-timed loss of contact!

Philons are now embedded in 'pre-odorised' underwear and manily used in the still-rising industry of 'biocosmetics', to manufacture individualized biocolognes!

by hammer---;, hytham April 16, 2007

vino verde

Also vinho verde: green wine from Portugal and Macau.

Slightly put off by its color, vino verde is not a popular wine among the vinirati.

by hammer---;, hytham June 1, 2007

e-water

Electronic water: contains crystals that boost energy fields with left-spinning electrons that enhance the brain's function.

e-water is purported as the latest fad in a long line of bullshit.

by hammer---;, hytham April 21, 2007

testicularities

Testicular + peculiarities : cockup stuff males never admit as wrongdoing! And just go blame it on their male hormonal make-up... , y'know?

I liked that word so much, I searched my 'wordrobe' for more and here's what I found (you'll be gobshite-smacked!):
-MACHOs: males acting childish, hormonal and obnoxious!
-egotesticles: egotistical testicles! HAHA!
-testyria: testicular hysteria!
-testosterone-poisoning: an excuse whenever you miss up stuff so bad!
-MAS: male-answer syndrome, or 'manswer'... is the tendency for a male to come up fast with a random answer even if he has zip idea what's he talking about, fueled by testosterone!

Testicularities? Heh, you telling me? Blame it on the T!

by hammer---;, hytham April 16, 2007

hufu

Human tufu: textured tufu that resembles human skin and made to appear flesh-like for weirdball cannibalist fetishists!

See Cannibalistic Vegetarian, Level 5 Vegan for shits, farts and hearty giggles!

Hufu is part of the new 'fabricated food' industry.

by hammer---;, hytham May 17, 2007