menoporsche

Menopause + Porsche:
This strange coinage refers to the fictional symptoms experienced by rich, urban middle-aged men who try to fight off a mid-life crisis onset, by lavishly buying a speedster car (the Porsche is one good example!), ride in it and drive off the anxiety and lack of motivation one goes through in his 40s!
Other related words to menoporsche:

-andropause/ viropause: the scientific name/s given to the 'male-deficit disorder' or MDD.
-ADAM: androgen-defeciency in ageing males.
-TMS: testosterone-minute syndrome.
-IMS: irritable male syndrome.
-HSD: hypoactive sexual desire.
-ISD: inhibited sexual desire.
by hammer---;, hytham April 11, 2007
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grips

Bag-handlers for the ultra-rich.
Grips are always following the stars at the shopping mall to cater for their every beck and call!
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bules

Name that means 'stark white', or albino in Indonesian, thrown generously at foreigners.
Hatred has no ends when it comes to Indonesian people and their xenophobic bias against English expats (or, 'bules' in the local vernacular), who try to hoist a country out of the shitpile that's called Islamist fundamentalism in Indonesia!
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layák

Turkey's philosophy of open-mindedness and secularism.
Turkish people are one of the happiest people living today, because they left behind them a heritage of hate and bigotry of Islam, supplanted by freedom and music, art and modern life in all its manifestations.
The growing, shade-of-camel Muslim protohumanist JoeJihadi mind-'closet' is putting layák on the backfoot. Terrorist bombings like those happened at the Turkish resort town of Antalya in 2006 (and who knows what's coming next?), represent the camel's nose of the quest for freedom!
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Starbucking

Copying the Starbucks™ business-model all across the World on an unprecedented level. Startup companies that has copied the franchise-scheme of Starbucks coffeehouse (small vendors/ neat outlook/ gourmet catering...), are now called 'Startbucks'!

Also, university classes called 'Starbucks studies' are now being taught at some colleges across the United States, too!
Starbucking is so popular in Third-World countries like India and China that these countries started their own carbon-copy Starbucks (complete with that famous green logo), but the Starbucks company is going to open nearly 100 franchise outlets in India by the end of 2007 in retaliation!
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Fag Stag

The male version of a fag hag!
A Fag Stag is one who sympathies with gay men, or is a 'homosocial': he can receive a blowjob (called interestingly 'bro job') and is genderflexible (a.k.a. heteroflexible), in other matters than getting his D wet, like getting involved in a bromance (brotherly romance), or deeply get man-crushed on some other male!
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brutarian

Brute vegetarian: one who includes rough, uncooked or raw food in their diets (e.g. raw fish).

Also called rawtarian, rawist, raw foodist.
Vegequarians (a.k.a. vegaquarians/ vegemarians/ pescovegetarians/ pescotarians/ fishitarians), are vegetarians who eat fish and seafood and are sometimes referred to as being brutarian, too: they grab a live fish and eat it in wholesome bites!
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