hammer---;, hytham's definitions

bean jockey

A coffee-bar barista, or waitron, serving coffee for the regular caffiend and 'foams' for foamers.

Bean Jockey is one gender-neutral definition for waiters. Other interesting defs that's been coined lately is dub-dubs: Waiter/ Waitresses or w/ws.

by hammer---;, hytham May 15, 2007

vagina masculina

Remnant undeveloped natal vagina left from the pre-hormonal sex-change surge in the uterus, that decides if the baby is either a boy or a girl in the womb.

Vagina masculina is situated in the bladders of all men!

by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007

testicularities

Testicular + peculiarities : cockup stuff males never admit as wrongdoing! And just go blame it on their male hormonal make-up... , y'know?

I liked that word so much, I searched my 'wordrobe' for more and here's what I found (you'll be gobshite-smacked!):
-MACHOs: males acting childish, hormonal and obnoxious!
-egotesticles: egotistical testicles! HAHA!
-testyria: testicular hysteria!
-testosterone-poisoning: an excuse whenever you miss up stuff so bad!
-MAS: male-answer syndrome, or 'manswer'... is the tendency for a male to come up fast with a random answer even if he has zip idea what's he talking about, fueled by testosterone!

Testicularities? Heh, you telling me? Blame it on the T!

by hammer---;, hytham April 16, 2007

dead water

H2O! Replaced now by 'water beverages'.

Dead water is called so because of the new 'aquaceuticals' market of 'enhanced' or 'designer water', like Propel made by Gatorade rich in calcium/ sodium/ potassium/ magnesium/ chloride 'lytes (electrolytes) and trace-vitamins or those that come with caffiene (or, 'caffienated water').

by hammer---;, hytham April 21, 2007

four boob syndrome

Jocular name of the cameltoe-like effect of tiny bras!
See also quadriboob, pooling.

Four boob syndrome can be seen on very fat chicks or ones with jahoobies the size of your head!

by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007

bow-linguistics

Gestures, finger-spells and handsigns taught to a dog in order to train 'him/her' to respond to English words as orders!

Bow-linguistics are not the end of the story: alongside the 'dogsitter' and the must-have 'chewy' or chew toy, there's 'canine-freestyling', or handling a K9 to the sounds of hip-hop music! Dogis (dog yogis!) that train your dogfriend some 'doga' and when your dog turns 13, you can throw him a 'Bark Mitzvah' party, or why don't you get a 'barkitect' to build your 'furkids' an uber-stylish doghouse --ooopsies! 'barkitecture'? 'Muttiquette' (mutt etiquette) comes handy for your 'companion animal' should you be in a public place and want to avoid unexpected behavior ; And, if you're feeling lonely go adopt a 'dogter' (she-dog daughter) and get her some kiddens (kid-replacement kittens) for company!

This must be, no...is TEOTWAWKI!

by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007

cot potato

A child who watches too much TV!

A play on 'couch potato'...'cot potato' is a cutesy lil' word!

by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007