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Dolly Parton wine

"Full-bodied at the front, but bad in taste!"
Dolly Parton wines are dime-a-dozen, and just like the cheesbutt 'cuntry' singer... they are signs of nouveau-riche blandoise.
by hammer---;, hytham June 1, 2007
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pastel princess

A male who wears makeup. Yes! You heard that right, metros (metrosexuals) have endless ways to display their 'gay vague' attitude by wearing 'guyliner' (guy eyeliner), or just wear 'natural make-up' (be it bronzing or mere 'facercize' to have better looks!) and aren't ashamed -- as most metrosexuals are! -- to refer to themselves as 'guy chicks', or 'mirls' (men girls)!
The average PP can be spotted at 'podules' (men beauty salons that provide hair-care, facials and massage services in designated personal booths), or at high-end organic salons that cater for its growing male customership.

Metrosexuality has given us a large lexical inheritance that , usually slips the 'gendar' (gender radar): 'Mandex', are *ahem* spandex that males can wear! 'Manties' are male panties! Hell! And if that's not insult enough for us males, then here's a 'mansserrier' (man brassier) for you moobies (man boobies)! 'Mangs' (male bags, also known as 'murses': male purses) for your shoulders! And you are set and ready to go metro-ing your gayass across town!

Metrosexual males are also known as hermaphrodudes (hermaphrodite dudues)/ homme fatales (the male version of femme fatale!)/ 'strays' (straight gays!).
The latest in an ever-growing trend of gender-flexing metrosexuality, the pastel princess is an image-weary male who has 'his' own mindset about what makes a man... a man! Not my 'mang', oops! bag!
by hammer---;, hytham April 16, 2007
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smart dust

Cheap, self-replicating, wireless nanobots (nanoscale-robots), or 'motes' (short for remote robots), used as sensors by the nanorati ('nanotechnology lierati', or elite scientists)... that can communicate, moniter and send data or accomplish nano-scale tasks.
Also called:
-smart matter.
-digital dust.
-micro machines/ microbots.
-nanomachines.
-nanoassemblers (or 'assmeblers' for short).
-nanites.
-Nanos.
-clonebots.
-insect robots.
-MEMS: microelectronic mechanical systems.
-software TinyOS: Weenix (LinuxOS-using nanobots)/ Weendows (Windows).
-photovores (nanobots that feed on sun-light, also known as 'heliovores'.
-gastrobots: feed on organic sugar.
A wild and really off-the-wall theory had recently emerged when one scientist predicted that 'smart dust' (these tiny, little nanostructured machines that can collect 'atoms' from the air!) will in a couple of decades lead to what he called the 'global ecophagy' theory : these nanobots come eqiupped with small nanoscal-blades and thus capable of eating away at the whole Earth, leaving in their trail what became known as 'grey goo'! Some other, even madder scientists have also predicted that there would be other 'police' nanobots that will control the others' action and named these 'blue goo'!
Any way, seriously there is today quiet a concern for what is called 'nanotoxicolgy', or nanopollution: the prediction of the harmful effects nanos can make on the 'nanosphere' and the impact of using AMOs (atomically-modified organisms), that are basically GMOs on atom-scale manipulation.
Finally, there's a new role that nanotechnology is playing right now in bringing together different sciences and pitting them together to create a stranger-than-fiction new one: NBIC (nanotechnology, biotechnology, information and cognitive science) that long-awaited science that can make the TransHuman dream a reality!
by hammer---;, hytham April 25, 2007
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World War Zero

Name give 'posthumously' to the Russo-Japanese War (1904-05).
World War Zero is called so because it spread to vast parts outside the original war zone, namely China and the North Pacific regions.
by hammer---;, hytham April 25, 2007
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transbeastites

Transvetite beasts: daring, outrageous TV-show guest dragqueens!
A variety of other synonyms related to transbeastites? Yo!That's my game!

-Transwestites: those 'TVs' that like to drag as cowboys!
-128s: those who abstain from wearing their drag only 128 work-hours per week and spend the rest as 'travies'!
by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007
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gayjahidin

Gay mujahidin: gay-rights' activists. These are extreme leftists 'anarcho-queers' (or gender outlwas'/ 'transsexual warriors' or as they like to call themselves 'Old Gals'!)... that fight for complete recognition and mock those lower-in-the-ranks who are refered to as 'stealth trans-sexuals' or 'woodworks' because they are silent activists.
One interesting word in the vernacular of the gayjahidin that has a historical reference point is Roehmosexuals: transsexuals who are sneeringly called that after Ernst Roehm; oldfart acolyte of Hitler who aided him in exterminating gays in Germany, only... for The Fuehrer to kill him after the job's finished! Namley, the anti-gay gays!
by hammer---;, hytham April 20, 2007
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floating verse

Early blues music lyrics, cobbled together from personal experiences, existing bits and local lore.
The 'grunt-'n'-slide' music of early country bluesmen has a unique floating verse combined with its own African 'griot' origins.
by hammer---;, hytham April 22, 2007
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