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A new job nomination for one who gets hired by 'megalibrities', stars, actors or filthy-and-dirty rich fucks to teach them how to eat, talk, walk, wear clothes and act 'social'! In general: couthiness & etiquette.
A couthier and some grips are a star's best friends!
by hammer---;, hytham April 13, 2007
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Rule of the genetically-enhanced!
See Dustafarians, for details.
Antonym>> genetic underclass: the rapid advancements made in the field of biotechnology ushering what one writer termed the 'genetic-politics', or the political lobby action that would take place if genetic testing is going to determine who's the perfect machine and who are the mehums (mere humans) and the call for 'bio-freedom' for the 'genetically-challenged', 'bio-prisoners' born with defective genes that would end up to be ruled by the genetocracy.
by hammer---;, hytham April 14, 2007
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Turkey's philosophy of open-mindedness and secularism.
Turkish people are one of the happiest people living today, because they left behind them a heritage of hate and bigotry of Islam, supplanted by freedom and music, art and modern life in all its manifestations.
The growing, shade-of-camel Muslim protohumanist JoeJihadi mind-'closet' is putting layák on the backfoot. Terrorist bombings like those happened at the Turkish resort town of Antalya in 2006 (and who knows what's coming next?), represent the camel's nose of the quest for freedom!
by hammer---;, hytham April 12, 2007
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Acts that are explained because the person who done them is capable of doing so!
Example: self-destructive art installations.
Inverse vandalism is common in the nerdvana world of Web developers!
by hammer---;, hytham April 16, 2007
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Real psychiatric syndrome experienced by middle-aged women who feel, at later stages of their lives, financialy insecure and would end up like them bag-ladies seen at train stations across the globe with no money or financial backup.
Women are born crazy and suffer from Bag-lady Syndrome, no matter what because they fear tomorrow! Yes sir!
by hammer---;, hytham April 13, 2007
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Also called 'Bloody Maria': the usual Bloody Mary (kosher salt/pepper + Tabasco® sauce/Lea & Perrins Worcestershire sauce + lemon juice + concentrated tomato juice), and instead of he voddy, you add tequila on crushed ice and garnish with a celery shoot.
Mexican Mary is one of my least favorite tequila-based cocktails.
For a bitchass strong 'tequtail', see Moroccan Margarita
by hammer---;, hytham May 19, 2007
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Brute vegetarian: one who includes rough, uncooked or raw food in their diets (e.g. raw fish).

Also called rawtarian, rawist, raw foodist.
Vegequarians (a.k.a. vegaquarians/ vegemarians/ pescovegetarians/ pescotarians/ fishitarians), are vegetarians who eat fish and seafood and are sometimes referred to as being brutarian, too: they grab a live fish and eat it in wholesome bites!
by hammer---;, hytham May 3, 2007
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