Definitions by halal bean burger

Ian Woodall 

Ian woodall is a man who stole a bunch of old guys pensions ending up with a total of 2.5 million dollars. his annoying ass son andrew pmo sm icl but its okay in the end cos hes gonna end up like his dad in 6-7 years in jail.

stop being an Ian Woodall nobody likes you ANDREW

Ian Woodall by halal bean burger August 24, 2025

December 11 

This day is Kristian Alexander Spears of 1A royal terrace royale park adelaide australia's birthday, but it is also national drag yo dih thru snail slime day have a great day everyone except for tazwar. fuck you tazwar

hey its december 11, happy birthday kritkrit
fuck you tazwar

have you dragged your dih through snail slime today?

December 11 by halal bean burger August 10, 2025

Halal bean burger

a halal bean burger is a spicy bean burger which you can buy at the school canteen of hillhead high school, this 'burger' consists of deep fried spicy beans made into a patty, thats it, thats the whole burger apart from the buns. this burger is so disgusting there are ancient stories about ts it is genuinely feral and i would rather eat month old soggy cereal out of craig pitman's hairy asshole

Canteen Lady - Would you like a halal bean burger
Me - Hell no i dont want that shi twin

Halal bean burger by halal bean burger August 10, 2025

Craig Pitman 

Craig pitman is a big boy who is blonde just like his son Luis, he birthed Luis not his wife. he is so cool and i want to be like him when i grow up and have a beautiful haircut just like him.

i love craig pitman he is next to lebron and jesus
amen

stop mom, im trying to watch craig pitman.

Craig Pitman by halal bean burger August 10, 2025

Luis Pitman

A beautiful hot sexy man named luis pitman who is a big strong boy who eats all his vegetables and is now bug and strong like his dad

Luis Pitman you need to finish your vegetables before you have dessert so you become big and strong

Luis Pitman by halal bean burger May 1, 2025