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When someone is completely sober and doing something dull whilst all their friend are out partying, they are radio foured.
"Where were you last night?"
"Radio foured."
"Doing what?"
"I had to go to my girlfriend's grandma's ninety fifth birthday party. What did you get up to?"
"We were snorting comedown-free drugs off naked porn stars for a bit and then we got kebabs."
*SIGHS*
"Radio foured."
"Doing what?"
"I had to go to my girlfriend's grandma's ninety fifth birthday party. What did you get up to?"
"We were snorting comedown-free drugs off naked porn stars for a bit and then we got kebabs."
*SIGHS*
by H.S. Willsy August 26, 2011
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Clutching his action satchel, Timmy barged through the closed wooden doors and out into the storm.
"I'll show those lousy lumberjacks who's a real man," he shrieked, stomping his foot against the floor like some sort of wet sissy grasshopper. "I'LL SHOW EM, I'LL SHOW EM, I'LL SHOW EM!!!"
"I'll show those lousy lumberjacks who's a real man," he shrieked, stomping his foot against the floor like some sort of wet sissy grasshopper. "I'LL SHOW EM, I'LL SHOW EM, I'LL SHOW EM!!!"
by H.S. Willsy August 25, 2011
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"Err...it was the one with the dragon that kept vomiting itself inside out... I think."
"Okay so the second one then. Now lets just go over there and get your goddamn shoes back so we can leave."
"Err...it was the one with the dragon that kept vomiting itself inside out... I think."
"Okay so the second one then. Now lets just go over there and get your goddamn shoes back so we can leave."
by H.S. Willsy August 18, 2011
Get the Whoa mug.Mistaking a male Thai prostitute for a female one can be called a 'trick of the thai' due to how ladylike many of them look. It's usually an excuse made by men who were out shopping for some ladyboy action, got caught getting it and then didn't want to admit to it after. Because why would they not just check up front if they didn't want it? It's not like we don't know that they're out there. Lurking.
"Whoa, hey Stan, this girls got balls!"
"Wha...err...oh, no way. Total trick of the thai man, I well thought it was a girl. Honest."
"Hmm."
"Yeah...can I have five minutes to finish off?"
"Wha...err...oh, no way. Total trick of the thai man, I well thought it was a girl. Honest."
"Hmm."
"Yeah...can I have five minutes to finish off?"
by H.S. Willsy August 26, 2011
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"Bunga bunga orgy?"
"Bunga bunga orgy?"
by H.S. Willsy August 25, 2011
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"...what did you just say?"
"Ha ha, dick sick. It means spunk."
"Yeah...I got that..."
"...what did you just say?"
"Ha ha, dick sick. It means spunk."
"Yeah...I got that..."
by H.S. Willsy August 26, 2011
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"Could you go out and get me another two bags of chips? And a deep fried pizza slice?"
"Really?"
"I'M CRAVING IT!"
"Jesus, put the pregnancy craving shield down already. I'll get it for you. Just stop looking at me like I'm a man-sized chicken leg."
"Really?"
"I'M CRAVING IT!"
"Jesus, put the pregnancy craving shield down already. I'll get it for you. Just stop looking at me like I'm a man-sized chicken leg."
by H.S. Willsy August 26, 2011
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