h.s. willsy's definitions
"Remember that tattoo freak in the X-Files?"
"Err...oh yeah."
"What's the name of that type of carnival performer?"
"One that eats live animals?"
"Yeah, that kind."
"They're called geeks."
"Right, right. How fucking hot was Gillian Anderson in that series?"
"Yeah. Definitely yeah."
"Err...oh yeah."
"What's the name of that type of carnival performer?"
"One that eats live animals?"
"Yeah, that kind."
"They're called geeks."
"Right, right. How fucking hot was Gillian Anderson in that series?"
"Yeah. Definitely yeah."
by H.S. Willsy August 25, 2011
Get the Geeksmug. When someone is wasted to the point that they are indiscriminately unloading their weapon on a busy street, they are Robert Downy Juniored
"The fuck's that noise?"
"It's this guy outside, he's Robert Downey Juniored!"
"It's Robert Downey Jr?" Ted asked, having misheard over the drunken gunfire. "I gotta go get his autograph!"
"No!" Billy screamed over the hail of gunfire that met his friend. "No!"
"It's this guy outside, he's Robert Downey Juniored!"
"It's Robert Downey Jr?" Ted asked, having misheard over the drunken gunfire. "I gotta go get his autograph!"
"No!" Billy screamed over the hail of gunfire that met his friend. "No!"
by H.S. Willsy August 26, 2011
Get the Robert Downey Junioredmug. Ket cramps (or K cramps) is the name of the abdominal pain suffered by users of ketamine who take 1g + per day for a prolonged period of time
by H.S. Willsy August 26, 2011
Get the Ket Crampsmug. A transgender or transvestite person who still looks more male than female, as opposed to a shemale which is a person who does look female yet still has a penis.
Dame Edna = hebitch
Woman from the crying game = shemale
Dame Edna = hebitch
Woman from the crying game = shemale
"Jesus, I could understand if it was a trick of the thai but that was just a regular hebitch."
"I was drunk man, it could have been Ray Winstone in a wig and I wouldn't have clocked on."
"You sure you're not just gay? It's okay if you're gay Rick."
"Nah man, I'm just walking funny cuz I banged my legs playing football."
*ROLLS EYES*
"I was drunk man, it could have been Ray Winstone in a wig and I wouldn't have clocked on."
"You sure you're not just gay? It's okay if you're gay Rick."
"Nah man, I'm just walking funny cuz I banged my legs playing football."
*ROLLS EYES*
by H.S. Willsy August 26, 2011
Get the Hebitchmug. "Yish, looking at that stravaiging bag head over there."
"How about I stravaig over there and rub my open wound on you?"
"Easy stravaiger, there's no need to get shirty, I was just making a comment on the aimlessness your existence."
"Tis true I suppose. Any chance of some money?"
"You give oral sex?"
"Certainly sir."
"Buzzing cha, buzzing."
"How about I stravaig over there and rub my open wound on you?"
"Easy stravaiger, there's no need to get shirty, I was just making a comment on the aimlessness your existence."
"Tis true I suppose. Any chance of some money?"
"You give oral sex?"
"Certainly sir."
"Buzzing cha, buzzing."
by H.S. Willsy August 26, 2011
Get the Stravaigmug. When semen is used for any purpose other than impregnating your lovely wife, it is more correctly known as depraviar
A combination of depravity and caviar (man seed)
A combination of depravity and caviar (man seed)
"Leave it in honey, maybe we can make a baby?"
"Fuck that!"
"Jeez! You got it in my eye! Fuck, now it's just depraviar."
"Fuck that!"
"Jeez! You got it in my eye! Fuck, now it's just depraviar."
by H.S. Willsy August 25, 2011
Get the Depraviarmug. "You gonna make your dick sick?"
"...what did you just say?"
"Ha ha, dick sick. It means spunk."
"Yeah...I got that..."
"...what did you just say?"
"Ha ha, dick sick. It means spunk."
"Yeah...I got that..."
by H.S. Willsy August 26, 2011
Get the Dick Sickmug.