Gentlemans vacation

A vacation Grown Adult Men Take together. Leaving behind all the annoying things in life work,wives,girlfriends and children.

Me- " I am going to Cancun in March

Girlfriend " Spring Break? But you are 26"

Me- No, Spring break is for kids. This is a Gentlemans Vacation

by GwynneTastic January 28, 2010

Snow Balled

To Kiss a girl very quicky after she gave ANOTHER guy a blow job and he blew a load in her mouth.

"Joe just got Snow balled. He is making out with that girl who just blew me"

by Gwynnetastic February 27, 2010

Stripper Cough

The cough one gets after visiting a strip club. Usually lasting 2 or 3 days after visit.

The cough comes from a mix of cheap perfume, smoke, glitter, sweat, hair spray and cheap booze.

I should not have got that last last lap dance. I now have stripper cough and my girlfriend is 100% going to find out I went to a strip club.

by Gwynnetastic July 18, 2010

Dick Dice

Having sex with a random girl without wearing a condom.

"F*ck, I was drunk-we played just the tip and once it went in we just kept on going. Another night of Dick Dice"

by Gwynnetastic February 28, 2010

Wedi-quette

A persons/couples/dates/parents wedding Etiquette.

Good Wedi-quette

Being considerate of guests.

Sending stamps with RSVP envelopes.
Top shelf Open Bar
Sushi stand for cocktail hour

Bad:

Inviting someone to a wedding single.

Having a wedding 500 miles away.

Having a cash bar.

Having ugly female guests.

by gwynnetastic May 29, 2010

Ms. Tonight

A female you are going to hook up with, who has very little chance of it going any further.

She is right for tonight. A slump buster. One night stand.

"Noelle, Lauren, Karen, Gina all already left!"

Not my 1,2,3,4 or 5th choice. I guess -------- will due. Looks like she is Ms. Tonight.

by Gwynnetastic February 01, 2010

Rub and Tug

Rub and Tug. A name for a Massage parlor or place in which after the massage is given, it is ended with a hand job. aka Happy Ending

A place or a way in which a man get get "relieved" and it not be considered cheating.

I am super soar/tired and my wife is on vacation. I am gong for a Rub and Tug.

by Gwynnetastic July 18, 2010