pine jockey

bench warmer, someone who sits on the bench at athletic events. the bench is made of pine therefore, riding the pine. pine jockey

that fat kid is such a pine jockey how did he get on the team

by guy mann-dude October 30, 2008

jolly rancher

a man who works on the farm or ranch, and walks around having sexual relations with the animals. extremely common in arkansas and west virginia.

i heard theres been a jolly rancher sneaking onto old man jenkins ranch. his prize rooster couldnt sit down, and lost all his feathers.

by guy mann-dude January 31, 2009

proctologist

someone, who at some point in their life, decided they wanted to work on peoples asses

the proctologist stuck his entire arm up that fat dudes ass

by guy mann-dude January 13, 2009

neck fuck

when a smoker has some surgery, and get the hole in their neck, then u fuck it

that dood just neck fucked that old smoker lady

by Guy mann-dude October 16, 2008

queef lava

Ok a chicks on her period so that whole area is bloody. A queef emerges from the surface, blowing a bubble of sick nasty blood out of the vagina. the red color brings on a lava like effect sort of. popping one of these bubbles is just inhumane.

hunter almost threw up when i told him about the girls queef lava.

by guy mann-dude March 26, 2009

Hooters

the most overrated american institute in the world. thats right, in the WORLD. the girls are usually greasy and fat, and some of the lowest class people you can find. and the wings arnt even all that good.

Hooters is crappy, and its way overrated

by guy mann-dude January 14, 2009

brosef

brosef is and insult, it doesn't mean friend. jack black uses it as an insult in anchorman, so therefore it is a mean thing to say.

shut your mouth, brosef

by guy mann-dude January 13, 2009