Definitions by guy mann-dude

corn on the cock 

during anal sex, the guy pulls out and sees a piece of corn on the head. This is possible because as we all know, corn doesn't digest or some shit like that.

guy/fella-Yeah dude. that's the last time im goin anal. four words: corn on the cock.

other guy/fella-shit dude, did u just lose it right there?

guy/fella-nah i just flicked it off and kept going.

corn on the cock by guy mann-dude April 14, 2010

queef lava 

Ok a chicks on her period so that whole area is bloody. A queef emerges from the surface, blowing a bubble of sick nasty blood out of the vagina. the red color brings on a lava like effect sort of. popping one of these bubbles is just inhumane.

hunter almost threw up when i told him about the girls queef lava.

queef lava by guy mann-dude March 26, 2009

clam chowder

u got a girls clam right. ok now theres a bunch of all dried up jizz on this clam, that the girl didnt bother cleaning up. thats the chowder.

Man, jess had some sick nasty clam chowder goin on. u could see it when she wore that mini skirt.

clam chowder by guy mann-dude March 26, 2009

exploosion 

an extremely powerful jizz. one that shoots out with a maximum amount of force. often happens after not cumming for 2 weeks or more.

the young man shot his exploosion right into the young ladie's eye.

exploosion by guy mann-dude January 31, 2009

jolly rancher 

a man who works on the farm or ranch, and walks around having sexual relations with the animals. extremely common in arkansas and west virginia.

i heard theres been a jolly rancher sneaking onto old man jenkins ranch. his prize rooster couldnt sit down, and lost all his feathers.

jolly rancher by guy mann-dude January 31, 2009

Hooters

the most overrated american institute in the world. thats right, in the WORLD. the girls are usually greasy and fat, and some of the lowest class people you can find. and the wings arnt even all that good.

Hooters is crappy, and its way overrated

Hooters by guy mann-dude January 14, 2009

proctologist 

someone, who at some point in their life, decided they wanted to work on peoples asses

the proctologist stuck his entire arm up that fat dudes ass

proctologist by guy mann-dude January 13, 2009