gunkglumb's definitions

Mobile phone

Is a phone that you can carry around, at the cost of making you impotent, risking blowing up gas stations, screwing up your pacemaker if you have an abnormal heart, screwing up your heart if you don't have a pacemaker, causing brain cancer, thumbscrew, increases the number of your specs, ruins your actual social life...
But it has a built in vibrator.

I need to get a new mobile phone, this one has become too sticky.

by Gunkglumb May 22, 2005

Ranger

The surviving men of the west from the Tolkein's universe. The last surviving members of the numenorean race on Middle Earth.

Aragorn was a Ranger.

by Gunkglumb July 25, 2008

geisha

A gloriefied jap slut who fools around with fans.

Memoirs of a Geisha

by Gunkglumb December 18, 2006

blog

A web log that no longer has useless personal moments of one's life that nobody cares about, but instead has stuff in latin, chinese, spanish and italian, and when in english, is usually about hair care products, condoms, newspaper headlines, or cut+copy+paste jobs from wikipedia or nationalgeographic.com.
Basically a load of shit you never want to read.

head over to blogspot.com and keep clicking on next

by Gunkglumb May 19, 2005

klepto

short form of kleptomaniac. Someone who obsessively steals small objects for the heck of it.

You fucking klepto give back my stapler.

by Gunkglumb June 9, 2005

Gotey

Slang for balls, nuts, marbels, you know.
Kicking someone here can give a terminal shock.

abbe gotey hey ki nahin?

by Gunkglumb May 20, 2005

wikipedia

Wikipedia is the new google.

Even if you google something, the first hit will be a wikipedia site anyway.

by Gunkglumb May 23, 2005