gunkglumb's definitions

oh fuck

An exclamation of immense frustration and awe an overpowering catastrophe that is about to happen.

mate: Iceberg right ahead!
captain smith: oh fuck!

alpha wing: bombs away!
guy at nagasaki: oh fuck!

stormtrooper: they are at the gates of berlin
hitler: Oh fuck!

Obi-wan: here comes Jar Jar again
Qui Gon: oh fuck!

by Gunkglumb May 26, 2005

Carthage

the extinct country from which Hannibal came out on elephants and conquered Rome. The Romans got shit scared and defouled Carthage by saying that all carthagians were devil worshippers who threw little babies into pyres.

Hamilcar Burca was the father of a very famous crthagian conqueror.

by Gunkglumb May 20, 2005

placebo

1) A pill that contains nothing medically useful or harmful for the body, but is still meant to treat you using the placebo effect, which is
2) an as yet unproven effect where the body cures itself in the belief that it is going to be cured.

The placebo shows a success rate in nearly one third of the people it was tested on.

by Gunkglumb June 2, 2005

Mobile phone

Is a phone that you can carry around, at the cost of making you impotent, risking blowing up gas stations, screwing up your pacemaker if you have an abnormal heart, screwing up your heart if you don't have a pacemaker, causing brain cancer, thumbscrew, increases the number of your specs, ruins your actual social life...
But it has a built in vibrator.

I need to get a new mobile phone, this one has become too sticky.

by Gunkglumb May 22, 2005

factoid

1)A fact that may or may not be true, but is trivial in nature. The source of the factoid has questionable authenticity.

2) A verified fact in a compact sentance.

1) 76% of all facts are wrong

2) Bush is a moron

by Gunkglumb May 24, 2005

funda

From the root 'fundametal' this is slang for the underlying principle in something usually complex.
Usually used in place of 'secret' when enquiring someone about their sex life, their recipies, their smooth hair, their popularity et cetera.

a: what is the funda of a cryogenic engine?
b: solid fuel, you dumbass

by Gunkglumb May 26, 2005

wikipedia

Wikipedia is the new google.

Even if you google something, the first hit will be a wikipedia site anyway.

by Gunkglumb May 23, 2005