gunkglumb's definitions

gmail

Something that yahoo and hotmail are shit scared of. An innovative new freemail server that brings out a lot of new features that are being copied by the oter two major freemail servers hours after they show up. Eg: searching, and advanced filtering. It is still in beta testing and gives you 2 GB space... and counting.

you can never use up your gmail inbox.

by Gunkglumb May 19, 2005

popping the cap

slang for cirumcision

some religions make children pop the cap as soon as they are born.

by Gunkglumb May 26, 2005

geisha

A gloriefied jap slut who fools around with fans.

Memoirs of a Geisha

by Gunkglumb December 18, 2006

blahg

A blog with absolutely no information and a lot of random bitching. It has zero content, is not remotely funny, but has pages and pages of it. Its a blog that goes like blah blah blah blah blah.

Know Balan? He has such a blahg.

by gunkglumb May 2, 2006

nitro

add an extra thrust to a vehicle, by supplying a small shot nitro fuel to the engine.

a nitro later I broke almost all my ribs.

by Gunkglumb June 13, 2005

Mobile phone

Is a phone that you can carry around, at the cost of making you impotent, risking blowing up gas stations, screwing up your pacemaker if you have an abnormal heart, screwing up your heart if you don't have a pacemaker, causing brain cancer, thumbscrew, increases the number of your specs, ruins your actual social life...
But it has a built in vibrator.

I need to get a new mobile phone, this one has become too sticky.

by Gunkglumb May 22, 2005

placebo

1) A pill that contains nothing medically useful or harmful for the body, but is still meant to treat you using the placebo effect, which is
2) an as yet unproven effect where the body cures itself in the belief that it is going to be cured.

The placebo shows a success rate in nearly one third of the people it was tested on.

by Gunkglumb June 2, 2005