gunkglumb's definitions

Carthage

the extinct country from which Hannibal came out on elephants and conquered Rome. The Romans got shit scared and defouled Carthage by saying that all carthagians were devil worshippers who threw little babies into pyres.

Hamilcar Burca was the father of a very famous crthagian conqueror.

by Gunkglumb May 20, 2005

avatar

1) An incarnation of a diety or a supernatural being in the physical world.
2) A digital representation of a person who lives only through the internet.

1) The Kalki avatar of Sri Krishna is going to wreck havoc when he comes.
2) Any old yahoo! avatar

by Gunkglumb May 25, 2005

proxy

1) v. to sign for someone else on an attendance sheet
2) n. A signature of person P signed by person Q

1) I'll not be coming in today, put my proxy
2) My proxy got caught yesterday, so don't do it again.

by Gunkglumb June 2, 2005

funda

From the root 'fundametal' this is slang for the underlying principle in something usually complex.
Usually used in place of 'secret' when enquiring someone about their sex life, their recipies, their smooth hair, their popularity et cetera.

a: what is the funda of a cryogenic engine?
b: solid fuel, you dumbass

by Gunkglumb May 26, 2005

nitro

add an extra thrust to a vehicle, by supplying a small shot nitro fuel to the engine.

a nitro later I broke almost all my ribs.

by Gunkglumb June 13, 2005

Mobile phone

Is a phone that you can carry around, at the cost of making you impotent, risking blowing up gas stations, screwing up your pacemaker if you have an abnormal heart, screwing up your heart if you don't have a pacemaker, causing brain cancer, thumbscrew, increases the number of your specs, ruins your actual social life...
But it has a built in vibrator.

I need to get a new mobile phone, this one has become too sticky.

by Gunkglumb May 22, 2005

blog

A web log that no longer has useless personal moments of one's life that nobody cares about, but instead has stuff in latin, chinese, spanish and italian, and when in english, is usually about hair care products, condoms, newspaper headlines, or cut+copy+paste jobs from wikipedia or nationalgeographic.com.
Basically a load of shit you never want to read.

head over to blogspot.com and keep clicking on next

by Gunkglumb May 19, 2005