Definitions by gunkglumb

asteroid 

Any rock floating about in outer space. There is a whole bunch of suck rocks floating about in outer space between the earth and mars, and this is known as the asteroid belt. When a stray asteroid gets heavily influenced by a planet's gravitation field, when it strays to close to the said planet, and eventually ends up crashing into that planet, the asteroid becomes a meteorite. If it does not end up crashing in, but grazes the atmosphere, or burns up in the aire itself, it is known as a meteor.

One of the largest asteroids is named after the gaulish God of the sky, Tautatis.

asteroid by Gunkglumb May 25, 2005

funky

The word stupid dandies use instead of the word cool.

hey cool is such a funky word man...

funky by Gunkglumb May 25, 2005

avatar

1) An incarnation of a diety or a supernatural being in the physical world.
2) A digital representation of a person who lives only through the internet.

1) The Kalki avatar of Sri Krishna is going to wreck havoc when he comes.
2) Any old yahoo! avatar

avatar by Gunkglumb May 25, 2005

factoid 

1)A fact that may or may not be true, but is trivial in nature. The source of the factoid has questionable authenticity.

2) A verified fact in a compact sentance.

1) 76% of all facts are wrong

2) Bush is a moron

factoid by Gunkglumb May 24, 2005

silicon valley 

Pamela anderson's cleavage.

this is actually an old stupid joke

silicon valley by Gunkglumb May 24, 2005

wikipedia 

Wikipedia is the new google.

Even if you google something, the first hit will be a wikipedia site anyway.

wikipedia by Gunkglumb May 23, 2005

Mobile phone 

Is a phone that you can carry around, at the cost of making you impotent, risking blowing up gas stations, screwing up your pacemaker if you have an abnormal heart, screwing up your heart if you don't have a pacemaker, causing brain cancer, thumbscrew, increases the number of your specs, ruins your actual social life...
But it has a built in vibrator.

I need to get a new mobile phone, this one has become too sticky.

Mobile phone by Gunkglumb May 22, 2005