gunkglumb's definitions

geisha

A gloriefied jap slut who fools around with fans.

Memoirs of a Geisha

by Gunkglumb December 18, 2006

factoid

1)A fact that may or may not be true, but is trivial in nature. The source of the factoid has questionable authenticity.

2) A verified fact in a compact sentance.

1) 76% of all facts are wrong

2) Bush is a moron

by Gunkglumb May 24, 2005

Mobile phone

Is a phone that you can carry around, at the cost of making you impotent, risking blowing up gas stations, screwing up your pacemaker if you have an abnormal heart, screwing up your heart if you don't have a pacemaker, causing brain cancer, thumbscrew, increases the number of your specs, ruins your actual social life...
But it has a built in vibrator.

I need to get a new mobile phone, this one has become too sticky.

by Gunkglumb May 22, 2005

cellopause

the temporary halt in the act of love making to answer a cell phone.

I was a bit distracted after the cellopause.

by Gunkglumb June 9, 2005

logo

A graphic that is trademark of an organisation and is used to recognise that organisation.
Logo is short for logotype.

I can't believe there wasn't a definition for logo yet.

by Gunkglumb May 26, 2005

vada pav

Vada pavs are unhygienic, spicy, mostly indgestible, dirty but tasty foodstuff that no true mumbaikar can resist. Vada pavs are made by placing cooked potatoes fried in vada batter (vada) in the middle of bread (pav). This is the number one source of indigestion for college going children. The vada pav is a close relative of the dhabheli.

Biswajit ate five vada pavs for a dare once.

by Gunkglumb May 22, 2005

klepto

short form of kleptomaniac. Someone who obsessively steals small objects for the heck of it.

You fucking klepto give back my stapler.

by Gunkglumb June 9, 2005