gunkglumb's definitions

placebo

1) A pill that contains nothing medically useful or harmful for the body, but is still meant to treat you using the placebo effect, which is
2) an as yet unproven effect where the body cures itself in the belief that it is going to be cured.

The placebo shows a success rate in nearly one third of the people it was tested on.

by Gunkglumb June 2, 2005

nitro

add an extra thrust to a vehicle, by supplying a small shot nitro fuel to the engine.

a nitro later I broke almost all my ribs.

by Gunkglumb June 13, 2005

baloon

1) A large bloated nylon/rubber/polythene sheath that has hot air being blown into it, and is attached to a wicker basket in which people are taken for a ride, and are usually at the mercy of the wind.
2) Something that is spherical and made of rubber and full of air and makes little kiddies cry if you take it away from them.
3) Slang for a condom

1) find the baloon (the Flight Simulator level)
2) the big red baloon (the dumb kiddie book)
3) there is such a dumb sarcasrtic definition for a baloon (the other definition)

by Gunkglumb June 26, 2005

Consumerism

The art of selling the same thing twice to a person. Usually targetted at people who are very stupid window shoppers with a lot of money to spend on duplicates of useless things.

One pack? Just one? that's all the sex you gonna have today you weenie?

by Gunkglumb July 29, 2006

darling

A sweetheart. A hubbie. A very close friend.

Lonely rivers aka unchained melody. oh.... my love... my darling... I hunger for your touch...

by Gunkglumb July 18, 2008

klepto

short form of kleptomaniac. Someone who obsessively steals small objects for the heck of it.

You fucking klepto give back my stapler.

by Gunkglumb June 9, 2005

funky

The word stupid dandies use instead of the word cool.

hey cool is such a funky word man...

by Gunkglumb May 25, 2005