jean claude van damme

Belgian shokotan-ass guy that does the splits in an effort to get closer to the coke on the floor. Fucked up his career with coke and backstabbing. Pissed of Frank W Dux, the guy he portrayed in bloodsport

his acting skills are shitty.

by Gumba Gumba February 22, 2004

je$u$

A term only used by atheists who have no idea about how little christian churches actually ask for, or that products actually cost money to make.

You people are fucking idiots, and I shall send a paedophile dressed up as a priest to your houses to molest you.

by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004

wouldn't last a heartbeat

(adj.) For a potential product to be seen as one with a very short lifespan, low sales and tiny fanbase.

Japanese language playstation games based on animes that are not shown in the USA or Europe wouldn't last a heartbeat there. See Bastard!!

by Gumba Gumba May 25, 2004

snotmail

What happens when you sign up for the spam-mail that you "should take advantage of" when you sign up for hotmail.

i'm going to delete all the snotmail

by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004

gangstah

Jamacian Gang member.

Rude-boy gangstah is gunnin' for jah!

by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004

gorgeous

A term of endearment among male homosexuals who wish to fulfill the stereotyped "gay lifestyle".

Well, hello there gorgeous! Aren't you looking fantastic today.

by Gumba Gumba August 03, 2004

a load of old bollocks

a quick dismissal, used by people from yorkshire.

Don't listen to what he says about my farm, it's a load of old bollocks. OOO-AAAR

by Gumba Gumba September 21, 2004