gumba gumba's definitions

1989

The year in which the Berlin Wall fell, and the eighties ended.

Aaaawww, th eighties ruled so much and now the is a reccession after an economic boom. Translation? Everyone gets poorer (or does not make as much money)

by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004

cock knocker

Any non-penetration act in which the male penis (as opposed to those weird female penises i saw on TV... yuk!) comes into contact with a hand. Most likely but no tlimited to:

-Someone who makes frequent attacks to the cock

-Someone who fondles the cock

-Someone who loves the cock

-Someone who jacks off the cock (not their own)

Being a cockknocker is not a good thing.

by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004

Je Deteste

Yes, we did. Have you removed your hand from your arse yet?

I shoved your hand up there pretty firm.

by Gumba Gumba June 6, 2004

Creed

One's religious beliefs. Usually onl refering to someone following a denomination of Christianity.

Looks like that chicken shit imitator is at it again. I shall ream his ass with a blitzkrieg of buggery.

by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004

road to war

The events leading up to a war

The road to many wars were started by wars decades beforehand. World war two was a result fo World War One, which itself was triggered by the break up of the ottoman empire in the Crimean war.

by Gumba Gumba May 14, 2004

Playstation2

A console disliked by people who enjoy playing the same game over and over and over- because let's face it, the x-box and gamecube don't have many good games, but many of the good ones get a ps2 port pwiddy quickly.

Duke nukem whenever!

by Gumba Gumba June 2, 2004

real football

The opposite to fake football. See football or soccer.

Americans don't like real football, so they call it soccer (term coined in 1812)

by Gumba Gumba April 11, 2004