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Definitions by gumba gumba

cat piss 

(n.) Disgusting tasting liquid. Quite possibly the main ingredient for budweiser, since it certainly ain't alcohol, water or even fruit flavourings.
Bud sux k thanks bi
cat piss by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004

new mini 

(n.) BMW's attempt at a mini. Larger and faster than the origianal, but still sucks.
The new mini cooper has stolen the front off the aston Martin DB range, and looks just like a squished version of the Aston Martin DB4 Zagato. Bloody thieves.
new mini by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004
A cheap alternative to a plastic doll.
It was big and even had love handles, but I couldn't hold them properly. I stuck my cock in the usb port thingy whadeva it called nig ya!!!111
sexbox by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004

fuckass faggot 

(n.) A homosexual caught in the act or with shit stains down his penis.
Patient: I think I have ball cancer

Doctor: let me take a look


Doctor: You don't have cancer, but the poop implies you are one hell of a fuckass faggot.
fuckass faggot by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004

megalomania 

Bill Gates is just a very good bizniz man.
megalomania by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004

mass debating 

millions of people in a room arguing over who's gonna go first before they're washed up the urethra with cum and squirted into a sock.
mass debating by Gumba Gumba May 27, 2004
Obviously the anti-christian idiots who gave thier sorry definitions here not only can't spell, but believe the very few (and yes, I mean very. An almost undetectable percentage of priests molest children, but you tools of the liberal media have been tricked into believing lies) priests who do commit these sins are the best representation for the word priest (or preist if you're a moron/mooreon with poor spelling) as opposed to the charitable works, tutoring (many work in education without the salaries of a teacher), pep-up talks and donations to helping the under-privelaged.
Everyone else who defined this word is a tool. I wish you were here now so I could take you out back and kick the crap out of you, before throwing you in a cell with one of those rare priests.
preist by Gumba Gumba May 27, 2004