Definitions by gumba gumba

scaremonger

(n.) A person who invents threats to themselves and others everywhere. A form of critic looking for a lucky break to be proven right. Typically praises other scaremongers, 1984, hates the government, organised religion and trading systems while freely using the produce of any. Quite narrow minded and insecure, but will attract a lot of sheep.

I have the unfortunate trait of sometimes being a scaremonger.

scaremonger by Gumba Gumba June 2, 2004

shadies and mentalmen 

The way to address a rowdy and drunken audience.

Shadies and mentalmen, here is your entertainment for tonight!


*guy with violin and dildo walks in*

shadies and mentalmen by Gumba Gumba June 1, 2004

cool as a cucumber 

(adj.) Cool with the added simile of a watery vegetable.

He was as cool as a cucumber.

cool as a cucumber by Gumba Gumba June 1, 2004

hedgerow warfare 

(n.) Fighting between rows of hedges, where snipers and entire units may be concealed. Common in the closing days of world war II.

hedgerow warfare was common between d-day and ve day.

hedgerow warfare by Gumba Gumba June 1, 2004

cleopatra 

(n.) A female born of an incestous relationship. Named after one of the last egyptian rulers, who was the product of 200 years of incestous lines.

I think she's a cleopatra.

cleopatra by Gumba Gumba June 1, 2004

like a rabbit in my headlights 

(v.) Scared into not moving, like a cute bunny about to be squished.


(n.) A rampant rabbit between breasts.

Which rabbit do you prefer, gentlemen?

like a rabbit in my headlights by Gumba Gumba June 1, 2004

doive! 

The calling for one named dave in a lower class speak.

Doive! Ya muthas 'ere!

doive! by Gumba Gumba June 1, 2004