gumba gumba's definitions

give a dog a bone

If a woman can "Give a dog a bone", it is to be taken as a compliment that even animals find her attractive. It is taken from the nursery rhyme.

Nick knack paddy-whack give a dog a bone, this old man came rolling home.


"Casandra would give dog a bone!"- wayne's world 2

by Gumba Gumba March 3, 2004

slash and burn

(v.) To destroy and eliminate hopes of rebuilding.

Nazism has taken the slash and burn treatment, and will not surfice again for a long time.

by Gumba Gumba May 24, 2004

eat hot lead

"Eat lead", or "Eat hot lead" is an annoying silly catchphrase that Hollywood turned it's back on. It occasionally pops up in scrolling shooter videogames and saturday morning cartoons. The phrase is said while operating a firearm in the hope to wound or kill an enemy.

It is said in a pathetic attempt to force the enemy to consume the bullet. Idiot.

Whoever says this would have more chance hitting the target if shouting "the power of christ compells you" at the top of their lungs.

Oh you want some? Oh you want some too? /sarcasm

Well eat hot lead!

by Gumba Gumba April 6, 2004

barbell

A straight, W-shaped or slightly curved bar approximately between 4' and 8' in length that has cast iron or cement-filled plastic weights at either end, and used moved to increase strength in a great deal of movements. A free weight.

Bicep curls, benchpresses, militar presses, tricep curls or any other two handed movement where both arms move in the same direction.

by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004

clan

A word to refer to a closely-knit group usually quite large and fiercly defensive of eachother. Comes from the Clans of Scotland- who were blood relatives.


Now used more as a term for groups of video-games.

Quake II clans.

by Gumba Gumba February 24, 2004

imitatards

Actually, the forced bad spelling and typos used by your imitators are an exaggeration of your current literacy. But your own writing needs a fair amount of reading before the overall message (as opposed to the style of writing) will give an indication as to whether or not it is you. The main differences betwixt the 'imitatards' and yourself are

• Imitator has a higher number of typos

• Imitator has no real point except making you appear homosexual, whereas you ramble on a while before questioning the sexuality of those who disagree with ye, although you will say 'becos your/its gay' whereas your imitator will talk about *fap* *fap* *fap*-ing to protagonists of videogames you have expressed a positive opinion for.


• Your use of random capitalisation, especially for SEGASS or ninTURDo. Your imitator prefers to simply exaggerate leet-style typos.

• You manage to keep most of the spelling in the title accurate, your opponent enjoys use of phoenitic spellings.


• You say 'becos its gay', whereas your imitator say 'i fap to diiss fo hurgle ma durgle

Suggestions for the future:-


Take time to check your spelling, with msword. Refrain from gratuitous insults, especially stupidfucktardfagget, which is incorrectly spelled. Promote the use of backed up points- don't simply rest your arguement with such things as 'becos its gay and STFU stupidfucktardfagget'. Also, make sure....why the hell am I typing this?


ride da punani!

by Gumba Gumba June 1, 2004

.org

The organization internet domain. Often, these websites are full of bullshit opinions and incomparable statistics pulled out of someone's buttocks.

I bet there is a www.kukluxklan.org

by Gumba Gumba April 11, 2004