gumba gumba's definitions

brick it

To "Brick it" is to "shit a brick", in that one is scared to the point that one not only loses control of their bowels, they lose control on a magnificant scale, where by a cuboid unit is produced.

I pulled out my AK and he bricked it.

by Gumba Gumba February 27, 2004

Manslaughter

Legal term relating to accidental death that is the direct fault of an individual or a group. Many murder charges in which the defendant will cop a plea end like this.

I didn't drive over those kids because I wanted to kill them. I thought kids were invincible!

by Gumba Gumba April 12, 2004

panda

Fiat Panda, box-like small car produced in the 80's and 90's. Known for its inability to wishstand even moderate damage without being written off. Also known as the Fiat Marbella.

I put my briefcase of the roof of the panda and it caved in.

by Gumba Gumba March 3, 2004

Cerbera

Supercar speeds, 1910 safety, low low price, courtesy of TVR.

Cerbera is a REAL track day car that will smoke most ferrari's for less than half the price.

by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004

Millionaire

(n.) A person or organisation that is in possession of over one million of a pre-set currency either in liquid assets, except property.

The only people in Italy who were not Lire millionaires before the introduction of the Euro were homeless people.


Being a dollar millionaire means nothing when you try and impress a maltese person, for the dollar was only equal to about 0.4 of a Maltese Lira.


Being a pound millionaire is not as prestigous as a Malta millionaire, but better than being a dollar millionaire.

by Gumba Gumba May 13, 2004

zz top

Guys who bet on who could grow thei beard the longest, except the drummer.


They want all your loving, all your hugs and kisses too.

ZZ Top are rumoured to enjoy tush.

by Gumba Gumba April 10, 2004

teh suck

A 1337 term used to describe something of unimpressive attributes.

Yuo is teh suck.

by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004