Definitions by gumba gumba

spice girls 

The ultimate display of what marketing and image can do. No matter how lame your music is, you can still become multi-millionaires after two easy years of mimes, songs written by someone else, and constant publicity stunts.

Props to the spice girls, they ruined the music industry but are so fuckin' rich...

spice girls by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004

bastardisation

When something is poorly done in an "individual style"

1337 is the latests bastardisation of the english language

bastardisation by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004

caddy 

1) Golfer's assisstant


2) Shitty car that thinks poor build quality and ram-sham controls will be offset by size.

1) Tiger wood's caddy is one of the highest paid austrailian atheletes.


2) Pimps and other scum like to drive a caddy.

caddy by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004

klansmen

Members of the klan

Black guy1: look out nigga... klansmen got a rope

Black guy 2: let's get the fuck outta here

klansmen by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004

coconut 

"Dark on the outside, white on the inside"


Slur used by minorities to describe other minorities who actually want to further themselves along the career ladder. Sometimes used by racist whites who likes to assume anyone not white belongs in the gutter.

"look at that coconut gettin' an education"


"black man in the army is usually a coconut"

coconut by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004

TV 

Television

Often watched for far too long.


An easy way of parenting for lazy bums on the welfare. Kill 'em all.



Also used for "transvestite"- someone who dresses out of their gender.

A-Team was the best show ever to get on TV.


Yo mama a tv.

TV by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004

klan 

the ku klux klan or kkk.


A white power group that petitioned to stop changes allowing non-whites to become free americans. Obviously, they failed. Membership has been in decline since they pledged alleigance to hitler in the thirties. Today caricatured by being retarded hicks with shotguns and rusty fords

People in the klan have names like cleetus and billy-bob

klan by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004