Urban Dictionary: Definitions by gumba gumba

im

1) (n.) "Instant messanger"

A programme, usually downloadable for free, that allows people to chat in real-time. Many have integrated features such as file sending, two player games, pictures and drawing boards. They are basically an evolution of electronic mail that allows people to get closer to each other. The most popular IM programmes are aim, msn messanger, yahoo IM and icq

2) To use 1) to contact another user of IM's.

3) Mis-spelling of I'm.

1) I need to get a better IM

2) IM me tonight.

3) OMG IM GAY!!!!!111!2!ONE

by Gumba Gumba February 28, 2004

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Get the immug.

cannibal corpse

Death metal band who have created a following largely based on their offensive lyrics and gross-out topics.

Compared to some other death metal, not that bad. Lyrics of interes include meathook sodomy and necropdeophile

your mouth is dirtier than cannibal corpse

by Gumba Gumba February 20, 2004

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Get the cannibal corpsemug.

sad

1) Unhappy

2) Of a miserable state and unenviable lifestyle.

3) Acronym.

Seasonal
Adjustment
Disorder

Medical condition pulled out of the ass of a phyciatrist as an excuse for bad parenting, without saying it.

Little tommy isn't doing shit in school because he has SAD. He does not like daylight savings bullshit, and therefore, spends his time in school beating off to his teacher's fine ass.

by Gumba Gumba April 6, 2004

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