Definitions by gumba gumba

sexbox

A cheap alternative to a plastic doll.

It was big and even had love handles, but I couldn't hold them properly. I stuck my cock in the usb port thingy whadeva it called nig ya!!!111

sexbox by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004

little bastards of joy 

(n.) Children belonging to someone else that annoy you, Particularly neighbouring childer.

The little bastards of joy were setting fireworks off until two in the morning and throwing balls into my garden so I took them to thier milf and said I'd spank them hard unless I got something for my mental anguish. After putting them to bed, Victoria dropped my jeans and blew me, allowing me to deposit a sweet load of man milk into her mouth.

little bastards of joy by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004

megalomania 

Actually, I'd rather not.

Bill Gates is just a very good bizniz man.

megalomania by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004

fuckass faggot 

(n.) A homosexual caught in the act or with shit stains down his penis.

Patient: I think I have ball cancer

Doctor: let me take a look


Doctor: You don't have cancer, but the poop implies you are one hell of a fuckass faggot.

fuckass faggot by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004

cat piss 

(n.) Disgusting tasting liquid. Quite possibly the main ingredient for budweiser, since it certainly ain't alcohol, water or even fruit flavourings.

Bud sux k thanks bi

cat piss by Gumba Gumba May 28, 2004

mass debating 

millions of people in a room arguing over who's gonna go first before they're washed up the urethra with cum and squirted into a sock.

My sperms were mass debating.

mass debating by Gumba Gumba May 27, 2004

preist 

Obviously the anti-christian idiots who gave thier sorry definitions here not only can't spell, but believe the very few (and yes, I mean very. An almost undetectable percentage of priests molest children, but you tools of the liberal media have been tricked into believing lies) priests who do commit these sins are the best representation for the word priest (or preist if you're a moron/mooreon with poor spelling) as opposed to the charitable works, tutoring (many work in education without the salaries of a teacher), pep-up talks and donations to helping the under-privelaged.

Everyone else who defined this word is a tool. I wish you were here now so I could take you out back and kick the crap out of you, before throwing you in a cell with one of those rare priests.

preist by Gumba Gumba May 27, 2004