145 definitions by guidoposse69

slutty

Adjective used to describe a woman who acts like a whore.

Madonna displays slutty behavior on television.

by guidoposse69 March 4, 2005

douche bag

Originally meant to refer to an implement women use to clean their vaginal area. Recently, has come to mean a very dislikable, pretentious, filthy or Jewish person.

-You think it's worth beating him up for it?
-Nah, he's a douche bag.

by guidoposse69 February 8, 2005

royale with cheese

The name for a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France. Popularized by Samuel L. Jackson and John Travolta in the 1994 film Pulp Fiction.

- Do you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?
- They don't call it a quarter pounder with cheese?
- Hell no, they got the metric system. They don't know what the fuck a quarter pound is. They call it a royale with cheese.

by guidoposse69 February 17, 2005

fanny pack

Just another 90's fad. A fat pack worn around the waists of usually gay men.

What's he hiding in that fanny pack?

by guidoposse69 January 27, 2005

hump day

Wednesday, the middle of the week, implying that you have to get "over the hump" before you can anticipate the weekend. The term was not originally intended to carry a second, more risque meaning.

Damn, I wish every day could be hump day!

by guidoposse69 February 14, 2005

doctor

A man or woman who claims to be an expert but just milks you of your money and practices extortion.

He charged me $4.75 for a cup of coffee! Who does he think he is, a doctor?

by guidoposse69 February 11, 2005

kommunion kookie

The so-called symbolic "body of Christ" that the idiotic Protestants believe in.

I'd rather go to hell than take a kommunion kookie from a married, female, sex-crazed Protestant "priest."

by guidoposse69 February 26, 2005