guidoposse69's definitions

dildo

an erotic toy used by women or gay men for sexual stimulation

He's a real supa. He has a large collection of dildos in his bedroom.

by GuidoPosse69 January 31, 2005

quack

For a bitch to go on talking endlessly.

My mother is always quacking her jaw at me.

by GuidoPosse69 February 20, 2005

cancer

The fourth of the 12 zodiac signs, represented by the crab, running from June 23 to July 23.

Cancer is a water sign.

by GuidoPosse69 February 23, 2005

hit the skins

To forcibly insert the penis into the vagina.

But I'm wicked, G, hit the skins but never quickly (lyric from Salt 'N Pepa's '93 hit Shoop)

by GuidoPosse69 February 22, 2005

propaganda

The practice of telling lies through the media and passing them off as truth and realistic journalism, with the intent of political gain.

Many consider the great filmmaker Michael Moore's work to be propaganda.

by GuidoPosse69 February 20, 2005

wardrobe malfunction

Justin Timberlake's flimsy fucking excuse for exposing Janet Jackson's tit at the February 1, 2004 Super Bowl. It has now come to mean any occasion in which someone is "accidentally" indecently exposed.

I forgot to wear underwear yesterday and had a little wardrobe malfunction in the hallway.

by GuidoPosse69 February 20, 2005

cunt

Offensive term for the female genitalia. Also used to describe a bitch-like woman.

She advised me to keep my fingers away from her god-damn cunt.

by GuidoPosse69 August 25, 2006