guidoposse69's definitions

zonk

A game of chance using five dice. You roll all five together, and ones are worth 100, fives are worth 50, triples are worth 100 times their face value, and 5-of-a-kind is worth 1000 times its face value. The object of the game is to accumulate as many points as you can before "zonking out", which means rolling a hand of 0.

Simeon has the highest Zonk record of all my friends; he scored 40,308 in one game.

by GuidoPosse69 February 9, 2005

ejaculate

To emit semen from the penis, usually during the climax of masturbation.

I ejaculate when I think about the beautiful Pepa.

by GuidoPosse69 February 25, 2005

pepe jeans

Brand of jeans worn by preppie girls and spoiled princesses.

A girl wearing Pepe jeans is a sign that her father is a doctor.

by GuidoPosse69 February 9, 2005

cunt

Offensive term for the female genitalia. Also used to describe a bitch-like woman.

She advised me to keep my fingers away from her god-damn cunt.

by GuidoPosse69 August 25, 2006

set

A pair of nylon sweat pants with a matching nylon jacket, which should be worn together

Sophia wore a set to speech today.

by GuidoPosse69 January 28, 2005

freedom fries

a term for french fries invented by the RepublicaNazi party in '03 as a dig on the French for not supporting us in the Iraqi war

-I'll have 3 orders of french fries.
-We don't carry those here. Do you mean freedom fries?
-You know exactly what the fuck I mean.

by GuidoPosse69 February 6, 2005

ass

1) a donkey
2) an idiot
3) the rectal area

1) He's riding on an ass.
2) Doctor Thorn is such an ass.
3) The natal cleft is the medical term for the crack of your ass.

by GuidoPosse69 February 20, 2005