fat joe

i would fuck her, but i have a fat joe.
by guess who April 19, 2005
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contra

contra was adopted as a new form
of masterbation... founded by a fan in the star wars chat room
tk118 plays contra all the time
by guess who April 07, 2005
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Smokified

To have Comparison to Smoky

To have ones life force sucked out by a whore like girlfriend
Daaaaammmnn Ben...your smokefied
by Guess who November 03, 2003
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mini-me

1)A strange creature having the ability to pass off indolence and low quality work as expert advice.

2)one who gives the appearance of diligence, whilst having no capacity whatsoever to manage a workload.

3)one who spends an entire working day complaining about said workload whilst doing the square root of bugger all to do anything about it.
That lazy little git is a total mini-me
by guess who December 02, 2003
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Hoe-dar

an internal detection system which monitors and registers the presence of a hoe and indicates the hoe-nosity level of a person or groups of people one comes in contact with.
As the cheerleaders passed by me, my hoe-dar went wacko.
by Guess Who March 13, 2004
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