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And if a woman should say she doesn’t want to have children at all, the world is apt to go decidedly peculiar:
‘Ooooh, don’t speak too soon,’ it will say – as if knowing whether or not you’re the kind of person who desires to make a whole other human being in your guts, out of sex and food, then base the rest of your life around its welfare, is a breezy, ‘Hey – whevs’ decision
whevs by greyshark7 December 12, 2017
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Wheesh Meat 

An unusually small penis.
Andreas and Queezer were in the hot tub with four naked chicks. One of the girls asked Andy to take off his shorts and when he did Queezer exclaimed loudly - "HAAAA, That's WHEESH MEAT!
Wheesh Meat by Captain Cranker June 22, 2006

haud yer wheesht

John: But I don't want to see Granny, mum! It's boring!
Mom: Haud yer wheesht!
haud yer wheesht by LadyGwen99 October 30, 2013
(Verb, Scottish slang) Quiet.
Haud yer wheesht! (be quiet)
wheesht by Uzzy September 9, 2006
The fusion of the words what and ever, the lazy man's whatever.

Usually used on it's own as a response to something you care not for and do not want to discuss.
Ma: "Andrew, I've discovered you've been shagging the dog behind our back. That dog means a lot to your father and you should respect his wishes, I'm sick to death of..."
Andrew: *groans* "whevah..."

Andrew exists stage left.
whevah by Zeromus December 21, 2006
She didn't shower after I came in her hair so my jizz turned into wheast.
wheast by JiffyPop69 March 20, 2010
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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