whevs

Reduction of "whatever". For the go-getting hipster with little time to spare, whevs can be used to express disdain and disaffection without whatever's ridiculous waste of time.

"I'm not hungry, we can eat wherever, whevs."

whevs by J. Everett R. April 1, 2005

whevs

Whatever.

And if a woman should say she doesn’t want to have children at all, the world is apt to go decidedly peculiar:
‘Ooooh, don’t speak too soon,’ it will say – as if knowing whether or not you’re the kind of person who desires to make a whole other human being in your guts, out of sex and food, then base the rest of your life around its welfare, is a breezy, ‘Hey – whevs’ decision

whevs by greyshark7 December 12, 2017

Wheesh Meat 

An unusually small penis.

Andreas and Queezer were in the hot tub with four naked chicks. One of the girls asked Andy to take off his shorts and when he did Queezer exclaimed loudly - "HAAAA, That's WHEESH MEAT!

Wheesh Meat by Captain Cranker June 22, 2006

haud yer wheesht

Be quiet! Silence!

John: But I don't want to see Granny, mum! It's boring!
Mom: Haud yer wheesht!

haud yer wheesht by LadyGwen99 October 30, 2013

wheesht 

(Verb, Scottish slang) Quiet.

Haud yer wheesht! (be quiet)

wheesht by Uzzy September 9, 2006

whevah 

The fusion of the words what and ever, the lazy man's whatever.

Usually used on it's own as a response to something you care not for and do not want to discuss.

Ma: "Andrew, I've discovered you've been shagging the dog behind our back. That dog means a lot to your father and you should respect his wishes, I'm sick to death of..."
Andrew: *groans* "whevah..."

Andrew exists stage left.

whevah by Zeromus December 21, 2006

wheast 

Dry semen.

She didn't shower after I came in her hair so my jizz turned into wheast.

wheast by JiffyPop69 March 20, 2010