Urban Dictionary: Definitions by gregin' (Greg Dahlen)

Graunchy

Same as raunchy but the added g makes it sound like you're growling like a bear or a horny dude so it goes with being raunchy

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A penis sucked by a gay man in a bathroom. Cuz a bathroom is called a "john," and a penis is like a candy bar.

What you doing tonight, Joe?
Oh, gonna go out and try n get me some john candy

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when she puts on her bra she puts her breasts in the sacks

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take a shit (cuz your ass hits the toilet seat)

Dude, let's go to that party.
Okay, first I gotta go hit bottom.

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Some transas are really beautiful

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