greg's definitions

pitch a tent

to strike a boner

Whenever Shallon walks by, they all pitch a tent.

by Greg October 17, 2002

Grady

1. a person who is likely to make anyone smile do to his good looks and extreme funnines.

Grady! your so damn hilarious do you have a slide by chance?

by Greg April 8, 2005

AIM

A great way to meet fatass pedophiles over the internet. In other words, a good way to get a dick in your ass.

Say, do you remember that chick Joy? Yeah, I met her on AIM. We met at the park, and, wow, she had a penis? I GOT RAPED BY A GODDAM WOMAN WITH A PENIS?!

by Greg September 29, 2004

wormhole

Theoretical method of faster than light travel, made popular through use in many science fiction texts including Stargate. Describes a subspace 'tunnel' created between two points in space that dramatically reduces the time required to travel between them. While potentially plausible under some scientific theories including relativity, there's no way to know if wormholes actually exist, or can be created.

Captain Kirk flew his spaceship into the wormhole.

by Greg May 1, 2004

domesticality

Noun- Pertaining to activities done in and around the home. Evokes comfort, safety and routine.

I found the domesitcality of Mike and Susan's relationship very charming.

by Greg February 27, 2005

eat peaches

to eat pussy

"Listen, I don't eat peaches. But the way you look tonight, I just might take a bite." - DirtBag (from Monica's "Get it Off")

by Greg May 1, 2004

watch cuck

Someone who takes pleasure in watching another person wear their watch.
Someone who would like to see what their watch looks like from afar.

I became watch cuck when the desire to see my Rolex Submariner on another man was overwhelming.

by GReg January 20, 2018