Dirturchin

A dirty Bastard, Someone who doesn't take showers often, Has dirty hands/fingernails, Might smell like asscheeks and onions for body odor, Might smell like ass, watch out Dirturchins often like to act like they are the shit until they are beat up. They do not learn lessons easily and are like any other animal, Often competing with each other for partners and territory. They are often found in little towns like Springfield in Illinois.

Dirturchin : *Incoherent Babbling about a subject*
Person 1 : "You're a dirturchin."
Person 2: "Absolutely. Shut your mouth."

by grandest of autismo May 21, 2019

you remember that

When You want to hang out with your Friend but they come up with some lousy excuse, so you tell them you remember that because when they want to hang out with you, you will come up with some lousy excuse just like they did.

Man 1 : "Hey, lets go this place."
Man 2 : "No, I'm playing video games."
Man 1 : "You remember that."

(Five Days Later) ;
Man 2 : "Dude, let's hang out!"
Man 1 : "No sorry, I'm playing video games right now."

by grandest of autismo November 18, 2018

Dumpster frying

An insult of an aroma of cooking food comparable to that of a Dumpster frying large amounts of food in it filled with Broth and Water... Acting as a giant, bacteria infested, pot of sorts, Filling the pot with chickens, pieces of mystery meat and possibly human parts. This method is typically used in school kitchens to prepare food for students.

A shitty smell wafts up the hallway during a passing period at school
Student 1 : "What is that awful smell? Is the cafeteria making something shitty for lunch I suppose?"
Student 2 : "Yep, I know that smell anywhere. It's a dumpster frying.
Student 1 : "Damn."

by grandest of autismo October 10, 2019

Burger King Foot Lettuce

slang for weed or cannabis

Buyer : "Hey man, you got any Burger King Foot Lettuce?"
Dealer : "Fuck yeah."

by grandest of autismo March 11, 2018

Ear Hustling

1 To purposefully listen in on a conversation; Even though it was not intended for them; Being nosy.
2 Another term for eavesdropping

A. Guy 1 and 2 are talking upstairs, Guy 3 is downstairs listening to them talk at the bottom of the stairs to listen in on what they are planning on Friday, he is Ear Hustling.
B. Guy A : "Hey Guy B.., My Mom was Ear Hustling while I was on the xbox last night.."

Guy B : "How much did she hear??"

Guy A : "Pretty much everything.."

by grandest of autismo August 12, 2019

Go postal

To go apeshit with pure hatred and blind anger, termed after workplace shootings perputrated by postal service / mail service employees. Going postal involves taking a firearm to place of work or anywhere and just unloading into everything in sight.

*gunfire in workplace*
*secetary bolts through office door*
Secretary : "TERRY'S FINALLY DONE IT, HE'S DECIDED TO Go Postal!"
*screams in hall outside door as boots stomp down hall*
Boss : "shit lol"

by grandest of autismo April 22, 2021

Lanphier High School

Despite how many people seem to think this school is awful, it is really not that bad. The Gangbangers and Druggies also Drug Dealers can be ignored. People do not get raped during school hours. Although people with weapons at school is a 100% the administration is awful too. So many are not wrong when they say this school is bad. The school is ~80+ years old now, being built in 1937.

Joey : "Hey man, I'm not going to Springfield Southeast High School Next year my family moved and I'm going to Lanphier High School
David : "That sucks!!"
Ethan : "It's not that bad fruitcup."

by grandest of autismo February 25, 2019