volungeer

A conjunction of volunteer and engineer. When a colleague engineers a solution and then owns it.

Tom volungeered a solution, now he owns it and has to present it to the customer.

by gordy April 25, 2019

full-dooplex

The Act of eating while on the can.

"Why are there eggshells in the bathroom trashcan?"

"I'm full-dooplex, baby!"

by gordy October 20, 2007

vomment

Vom·ment
Pronunciation: 'vä-"ment
Function: noun or verb
Etymology: Conjunction of vommit and comment.
1. Vulgar, inane, off-topic, rambling comments to blogs, forums, news, reviews, etc. 2.verb -ment·ing, -ment·ed the act (tense) of numerous comments (vomments) to an internet body of work, articles, blogs, reviews, etc.

1.
"These numbskulls continue to vomment on your blog posts?"

2.
"Man, why do people keep vommenting on my digg submissions?"

by gordy May 08, 2007

toiloitering

An event or occurrence where one needs to be near a toilet because of digestive or medical condition.

alt: toiloiter

Albert had been toiloitering all day long after having a double burrito supreme.

by gordy June 03, 2007

dandificate

dan·dif·i·cate
v. The act or co-ordinating an individual into a dandiferous fashion and style, a dandy.

related: dandification

"His co-workers had made numerous attempts to dandificate their colleague."

"One more soy-latte or tasseled pair of loafers and his dandification shall be complete."

by gordy December 09, 2008