Definitions by gordy

toiloitering 

An event or occurrence where one needs to be near a toilet because of digestive or medical condition.

alt: toiloiter

Albert had been toiloitering all day long after having a double burrito supreme.

toiloitering by gordy June 3, 2007

love crumbs 

The side effect of lengthy love making were the natural lubricants of the partners begin to fail and "gum" up.

"Although she didn't mind the love crumbs, being chaffed to death was another matter.."

love crumbs by gordy May 25, 2007

vomment 

Vom·ment
Pronunciation: 'vä-"ment
Function: noun or verb
Etymology: Conjunction of vommit and comment.
1. Vulgar, inane, off-topic, rambling comments to blogs, forums, news, reviews, etc. 2.verb -ment·ing, -ment·ed the act (tense) of numerous comments (vomments) to an internet body of work, articles, blogs, reviews, etc.

1.
"These numbskulls continue to vomment on your blog posts?"

2.
"Man, why do people keep vommenting on my digg submissions?"

vomment by gordy May 8, 2007

fungle 

v. Conjunction: of Fucked Up and Bungle

fungled
fungling

similar to munge

Damn, he really fungled his code for his signature.

fungle by gordy May 4, 2004

velcro-berry 

When wiping and you tear loose a dingleberry and it sounds like a velcro wallet from the 80's opening.

"Damn, that velcro-berry owned my ass"

velcro-berry by gordy November 26, 2003