I got my baby stick pierced. I was really nervous and had to have a few drinks in me to work up the courage. But Jerry says he thinks it is sexy. He also says he likes the sensation.
by Gordo August 22, 2005
by Gordo January 16, 2023
Priest: I accidentally christened that girl "Spamela" and her parents twatted me across the head with a shovel
by gordo January 04, 2005
When I’m feeling a bit raunchy, I reach for a tube of Elizabeth Arden Crème. When I was a child me ma used this on her chapped lips, but me, I uses this on me Duke of Sussex. And spend the rest of me day effing and jeffing meself as when I were a wee lad.
by Gordo January 17, 2023
1)To have one's underwear/panties yanked up from behind.
2)The greatest Rock & Roll party band ever to exist on this or any other planet, and found at www.a2zmusic.com
2)The greatest Rock & Roll party band ever to exist on this or any other planet, and found at www.a2zmusic.com
I went to a WEDGIE! concert where they had several of the most bootylicious girlies in the audience get up on stage, and every one of them was given a hella fine wedgie.
by Gordo April 25, 2005
Short for 'giant vagina disease' Term used to define the ailment interfering with a mans ability to hang with his friends or participate in every day man things.
by Gordo February 28, 2005