hurtleflab

Describes the act of a fat lunchbox throwing their weight around violently, which often results in the frenzied detruncation of innocent bystanders. Named after Harry Hurtleflab.
Oh, hurtleflab!
by Googles January 22, 2004
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oinked

To link to a video featuring the demise of a pig, either by chainsaw (on ogrish) or knife-wielding Croatian (on TheNausea), by masking the URL. These videos are gruesome, because the porcine victims take a while to die (in the chainsaw vid, the pig squirms for a long time after being beheaded), but linking to them is considered funny.
I got oinked yesterday, and now I have nightmares about a psychotic hick running after me with a chainsaw...
by Googles December 31, 2004
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xanax

Mild benzodiazepine (Alprazolam). Tablets are available from 0.25 to 2 milligrams in strength. Assists with anxiety and sleeping disorders.
Due to its short half-life (3 hours) it is one of the more addictive benzos. Addicts can consume up to 14 mg per day. Withdrawal effects include psychosis and epileptic-type seizures.
She spends so much time doctor-shopping for Xanax,she can't hold down a job any longer!
by Googles October 29, 2004
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hubby

Male enigma met online by desperate, bored or lonely middle-aged women, who may or may not already be in a relationship. Hubby offers a sense of security in a world of uncertainty, a perfect panacea for all their ills.

Usually, though, Hubby turns out to be a horny old married dude, an emotionally insecure younger man looking for a mother figure, or a 50-ish nerd who couldn't get a root in a brothel.

Use can be alternated with the traditional use of the term "Hubby" - a term of endearment for one's husband.
Are you having cybersex with Hubby AGAIN? I wanna get online and do Gambling Frenzy!
by Googles November 04, 2004
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choof box

Australian neologism.

A box in which choof (marijuana) is stored prior to use. Typically made of metal with a motif of a marijuana leaf or funny picture on the lid. May be used to carry lighters, joints, cigarettes, papers, roaches etc in addition to choof.

Also known as a stash box, or stash tin.
The druggies broke into my flat, and stole my choof box!
by Googles October 29, 2004
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scoop

To remove mucus from the vagina by inserting two fingers to the cervix, bending the fingertips into a 'scoop' shape, then removing the fingers and testing it for consistency, smell and taste.
My girlfriend's hand was broken, so she asked me to scoop all the gunk out of her rancid flange!
by Googles December 01, 2004
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ron the con

A legendary member of the mafia, who spent time in prison for selling guns and cultivating hydroponic cannabis. By all accounts, a completefucktard.
hey, when does Ron the Con get out of jail? I need some choof!
by Googles July 12, 2006
mugGet the ron the conmug.