Definitions by good attention
calf locked.
calf locked: a very annoying state of being wherein "people" mistake certain words with activities, calves are not animals but part of the human atonomy, this can happen because of time difference, word blindness, illiteracy, language barrier, accident, act of aggresion, the end of imagination, which is always a failure to communicate or perhaps a mistake.
"Oi! calf locked? Stretch those calves! they needin not to get locked!"
"calf locked. On purpose? Dude that's so not of this century, you're 18th century mentality is blocking our present nowadays!"
"I am so stoked! Careful, scared bro at your six, don't get calf locked!"
"calf locked. On purpose? Dude that's so not of this century, you're 18th century mentality is blocking our present nowadays!"
"I am so stoked! Careful, scared bro at your six, don't get calf locked!"
calf locked. by good attention September 2, 2013
Coffee Breath
Coffee Breath: whether or not someone brushes their teeth before or after coffee, it is still a distinct flavor of a smell that leads the palate numb for days!
Next to being a natural protection against curious children who otherwise would be pre exposed to potential harmfull ways in the intriguing "worlds" of the adults it can be a huge distraction in conversation or other engaging activities if the other person is more sensitive or feelsy about coffee. Fair enough to say, people should brush their teeth, whether they drink coffee or not.
Next to being a natural protection against curious children who otherwise would be pre exposed to potential harmfull ways in the intriguing "worlds" of the adults it can be a huge distraction in conversation or other engaging activities if the other person is more sensitive or feelsy about coffee. Fair enough to say, people should brush their teeth, whether they drink coffee or not.
"Do i have coffee breath? I can't tell i haven't used my palate in years!"
"Easy with the coffee breath!"
"I should get coffee breath, that way i won't smell coffee breath."
"I'm done with the coffee, i want to taste my new partner!"
"Easy with the coffee breath!"
"I should get coffee breath, that way i won't smell coffee breath."
"I'm done with the coffee, i want to taste my new partner!"
Coffee Breath by good attention August 18, 2013
Non-Job
Non-Job:
employment of which one can feel little satisfaction or sense of accomplishment unless there is punishment or a sense of meanness involved and alas the later feelings are of a stronger urge. (rather scary actually)
employment of which one can feel little satisfaction or sense of accomplishment unless there is punishment or a sense of meanness involved and alas the later feelings are of a stronger urge. (rather scary actually)
"No, that's a total Non-Job, you want kids right? Think about how they would feel?!"
"Dude, i will never work there, NJ, i would like to be a healer!"
" I almost took a Non-Job, what was i thinking? Are you my friend or what?! Tell me you got my back man?!"
"Can't do it, it's an NJ ..yeah don't like to punish."
"Dude, i will never work there, NJ, i would like to be a healer!"
" I almost took a Non-Job, what was i thinking? Are you my friend or what?! Tell me you got my back man?!"
"Can't do it, it's an NJ ..yeah don't like to punish."
Non-Job by good attention July 31, 2013
Common Sense
Common Sense: a general state of being in which the absurdity of life and people stuff seem holy transparant.
(it can also be used in a category of words like ethics and stuff like that.)
(it can also be used in a category of words like ethics and stuff like that.)
"Isn't there anything sacred anymore? Totally common sense!
"It's common sense. No, you can't eat it or that."
"It's common sense. No, you can't eat it or that."
Common Sense by good attention July 31, 2013
Famous.
Famous: a state of being wherein words, feelings, a sense of daily reality, concern for others, are replaced by an extreme power hungry self obsessed entity of a monster that has nothing (or anything) to do with being human or learned skills and crafts that make human beings function.
Some say "grounding" or gravity are the magic words.
All people go through fases throughout their life in which little jolts of "Famousness" can stimulate or selfconferm (self confirm is offcourse writen with an i or a capitol I) a human excistence, applied in small dosage this can actually benefit society having people feeling good about themselves. Nevertheless "Famous" can be highly addictive more so than "coffee" and "morning kisses".
Some say "grounding" or gravity are the magic words.
All people go through fases throughout their life in which little jolts of "Famousness" can stimulate or selfconferm (self confirm is offcourse writen with an i or a capitol I) a human excistence, applied in small dosage this can actually benefit society having people feeling good about themselves. Nevertheless "Famous" can be highly addictive more so than "coffee" and "morning kisses".
"Famous." At least "words" like plumber, carpenter, nurse, doctor, security, social worker, musician, teacher, miljonair, mean something!"
"Get that 6foot pole of a camera out of my neck, i'm not Famous!"
"I don't care if you think we're related, i'm not Famous!"
"Dude you're so hovering, you need more grounding or you'll get Famous!"
"Get that 6foot pole of a camera out of my neck, i'm not Famous!"
"I don't care if you think we're related, i'm not Famous!"
"Dude you're so hovering, you need more grounding or you'll get Famous!"
Famous. by good attention July 25, 2013
Hat
Hat: in the classy days called headgarment or nowadays known as head gear worn to impress and/or distract people from other bodily parts keeping "the folk" or "the plebs" at an agreeable distance.
Nowadays a few creative people wear a mixture of assorted hats with wich they are judge& jury (judge and jury is an expression, a book, a restaurant and i'm sure a whole bunch of other things) tax avoider, landowner, and boss of the plaines.
Some say a career in the theatre would haven been appropriate for "hats" so we can enjoy and keep an eye on them at the same time, some think the political arena resembles a lot like theatre.
To call somebody a "hat" can imply, that you're impressed by a persons acting skills, or as an offensive remark, it depends on the intonation.
Nowadays a few creative people wear a mixture of assorted hats with wich they are judge& jury (judge and jury is an expression, a book, a restaurant and i'm sure a whole bunch of other things) tax avoider, landowner, and boss of the plaines.
Some say a career in the theatre would haven been appropriate for "hats" so we can enjoy and keep an eye on them at the same time, some think the political arena resembles a lot like theatre.
To call somebody a "hat" can imply, that you're impressed by a persons acting skills, or as an offensive remark, it depends on the intonation.
"He seems charming! Not! He's a real hat!"
" I know her from somewhere, doesn't she own something? She's a hat. Oh!"
" YOU HAT! Oh, thank you! IT'S AN INSULT! I couldn't hear my hat is blocking my ears."
" Hat? No, thanks i'm good."
" I know her from somewhere, doesn't she own something? She's a hat. Oh!"
" YOU HAT! Oh, thank you! IT'S AN INSULT! I couldn't hear my hat is blocking my ears."
" Hat? No, thanks i'm good."
Hat by good attention July 24, 2013
Psychological Auto Pilot
a state of being in which the "innerhuman"auto pilot takes over:
because it's a good day, because you've done it hundreds of times, because there are no thoughts present, because it's the rhythm of the morning/afternoon/evening/night, because it's happy hour somewhere in the world, because it's just me, because this is the life, because this is who i am, because ...blank...
Also happens when people take their work home and forget to switch back to "human being" a trade found in many professions and a state of being wherein everyone else sees this person needs a vacation and/or a structural recreational routine with a sidedish of spontaneous "relaxion action" and/ or a main ingredient of please come back to us.
because it's a good day, because you've done it hundreds of times, because there are no thoughts present, because it's the rhythm of the morning/afternoon/evening/night, because it's happy hour somewhere in the world, because it's just me, because this is the life, because this is who i am, because ...blank...
Also happens when people take their work home and forget to switch back to "human being" a trade found in many professions and a state of being wherein everyone else sees this person needs a vacation and/or a structural recreational routine with a sidedish of spontaneous "relaxion action" and/ or a main ingredient of please come back to us.
"Get of the psychological auto pilot i am talking to you!"
"Save the psychological auto pilot speech for your clients, this is your mother speaking!"
You're driving, the phone rings: " you're disrupting my psychological auto pilot session, i was flowing."
"Save the psychological auto pilot speech for your clients, this is your mother speaking!"
You're driving, the phone rings: " you're disrupting my psychological auto pilot session, i was flowing."
Psychological Auto Pilot by good attention July 22, 2013