by good attention January 19, 2014
calf locked: a very annoying state of being wherein "people" mistake certain words with activities, calves are not animals but part of the human atonomy, this can happen because of time difference, word blindness, illiteracy, language barrier, accident, act of aggresion, the end of imagination, which is always a failure to communicate or perhaps a mistake.
"Oi! calf locked? Stretch those calves! they needin not to get locked!"
"calf locked. On purpose? Dude that's so not of this century, you're 18th century mentality is blocking our present nowadays!"
"I am so stoked! Careful, scared bro at your six, don't get calf locked!"
"calf locked. On purpose? Dude that's so not of this century, you're 18th century mentality is blocking our present nowadays!"
"I am so stoked! Careful, scared bro at your six, don't get calf locked!"
by good attention September 02, 2013
syaitlikeyoumeanit: SAY IT LIKE YOU MEAN IT! on christmascards, to people, in conversation, in general, in everything you do...please say it like you mean it!
"i really like you.......really? could you "syaitlikeyoumeanit" for god sake!
"that looks beautiful..."syatitlikeyoumeanit" or sing it"
"that looks beautiful..."syatitlikeyoumeanit" or sing it"
by good attention January 12, 2014
Non-Job:
employment of which one can feel little satisfaction or sense of accomplishment unless there is punishment or a sense of meanness involved and alas the later feelings are of a stronger urge. (rather scary actually)
employment of which one can feel little satisfaction or sense of accomplishment unless there is punishment or a sense of meanness involved and alas the later feelings are of a stronger urge. (rather scary actually)
"No, that's a total Non-Job, you want kids right? Think about how they would feel?!"
"Dude, i will never work there, NJ, i would like to be a healer!"
" I almost took a Non-Job, what was i thinking? Are you my friend or what?! Tell me you got my back man?!"
"Can't do it, it's an NJ ..yeah don't like to punish."
"Dude, i will never work there, NJ, i would like to be a healer!"
" I almost took a Non-Job, what was i thinking? Are you my friend or what?! Tell me you got my back man?!"
"Can't do it, it's an NJ ..yeah don't like to punish."
by good attention July 31, 2013
After Diner Dip: a moment in time where different "moments" come together, a coffee break, a nap, a hangover, a bad news message, a happy news message, an overload of information, a excpectation, a brief thought..thus these moments combined result in a dip, or an
"after diner dip."
After Diner Dips happen. They do.
"after diner dip."
After Diner Dips happen. They do.
"i have an "After Diner Dip." please wait and proceed bitching after coffee, thank you."
"something about things and peas, something about ..wait.. can't talk, damn it it's happening allready "After Diner Dip."
"i'm expecting a huge "After Diner Dip." so i won't be able to function accordingly."
"something about things and peas, something about ..wait.. can't talk, damn it it's happening allready "After Diner Dip."
"i'm expecting a huge "After Diner Dip." so i won't be able to function accordingly."
by good attention September 03, 2013
TMWDS: The Monkey Went Down South is a ironic expression to say to a person, why certain women run out of eggs, at a certain age. Depending on the circumstances it maybe used as a joke....BUT...it can be a sensitive subject....it is very contradictionary, most women or at least a certain percentage complain or experience wicked "pms" on a monthly basis and one might think it would be wonderful for them if that experience of pain, would at a certain age, come to an end.....BUT...it's still a sensitive subject. Word to the wise!
by good attention December 11, 2013
by good attention December 05, 2013