Definitions by goldengrey1776

Rod Stewart 

The original fuckboi.

Adam: Who the fuck is Rod Stewart?
Steve: The original O.G. Fuckboi.. This guy was fuckboi-ing before fuckboi-ing.

Rod Stewart by goldengrey1776 December 12, 2021

Kim Kardashian

1). Initially rose to fame from a sex tape featuring her and rapper Ray J.

2). Her father defended O.J. Simpson.

3). Has two assholes.

Adam: It’s the “Kim Kardashian Effect.”
Steve: The what?
Adam: When you release a sex tape with a celebrity with the aim of achieving celebrity.

Kim Kardashian by goldengrey1776 December 5, 2021

Pete Davidson

A man who had several ribs removed to perform fellatio on himself.

Adam: He went full Pete Davidson.
Steve: What do you mean?
Adam: He had a couple ribs removed so he could suck his own dick, just like Pete Davidson.

Pete Davidson by goldengrey1776 December 5, 2021

Raw Dog & Bail 

When you have sex without a condom, ejaculate inside, and abruptly leave.

Adam: You wore a rubber, right?
Steve: Nah, the store was out of Magnum XLs so I raw dogged and bailed.
Raw Dog & Bail

Raw Dog & Bail by goldengrey1776 November 14, 2021

Funky Uncle Jeffrey 

A penis.

Adam: “I gave her a good rogering”
Steve: “So the funky Uncle Jeffrey made an appearance - Bravo.”

Funky Uncle Jeffrey by goldengrey1776 November 13, 2021