goldengrey1776's definitions

Sigma Male

Not a real thing and any anecdotal evidence saying otherwise is pseudoscience.

Adam: The fuck is a ‘sigma male?’
Steve: I’m sorry, did you say smegma male?
Adam: Sigma male…
Steve: I’m sorry, I don’t speak moronese.

by goldengrey1776 March 3, 2023

Whitewomansplaining

When a member of the most oppressed group in the West, nay, the world, speaks from her all-knowing experience, an omnipotence rivaled only by The Watchmen’s Dr. Manhattan.

Adam: What the hell was that?
Steve: that is what they call Whitewomansplaining

by goldengrey1776 June 15, 2023

Walrus

A sub-genus of THICC gay man bearing a striking resemblance to Wilford Brimley.

Adam: Is that Wilford Brimley?
Steve: Nah, that’s just a walrus.
Adam: A walrus?
Steve: Yeah, you know - like dolphin, otters, twinks, bears, zaddies….
Adam: There are a disproportionate amount of animals types in that group.

by goldengrey1776 September 26, 2022

Persiancy

A portmanteau of “Persian” and “urgency.” The Persian cultural equivalence of “Early is on time, on time is late, and late is ‘You’re fired. Don’t bother coming in.”

Adam: I had to meet my father-in-law, Dr. Fatemi at 9am, but he arrived at 7:45am.
Steve: Why?
Adam: Persiancy

by goldengrey1776 December 11, 2023

Rod Stewart

The original fuckboi.

Adam: Who the fuck is Rod Stewart?
Steve: The original O.G. Fuckboi.. This guy was fuckboi-ing before fuckboi-ing.

by goldengrey1776 December 12, 2021