Walrus

A sub-genus of THICC gay man bearing a striking resemblance to Wilford Brimley.

Adam: Is that Wilford Brimley?
Steve: Nah, that’s just a walrus.
Adam: A walrus?
Steve: Yeah, you know - like dolphin, otters, twinks, bears, zaddies….
Adam: There are a disproportionate amount of animals types in that group.

by goldengrey1776 September 26, 2022

Pete Davidson

A man who had several ribs removed to perform fellatio on himself.

Adam: He went full Pete Davidson.
Steve: What do you mean?
Adam: He had a couple ribs removed so he could suck his own dick, just like Pete Davidson.

by goldengrey1776 December 05, 2021

Have you ever been brought to pound town via the rainbow road sans vaseline?

Translation: Have you ever been fucked in the ass without lube?

Leroy: Have you ever been brought to pound town via the rainbow road sans vaseline?
Carl: $20 is $20 and we’re in a recession.

by goldengrey1776 May 30, 2024

Persiancy

A portmanteau of “Persian” and “urgency.” The Persian cultural equivalence of “Early is on time, on time is late, and late is ‘You’re fired. Don’t bother coming in.”

Adam: I had to meet my father-in-law, Dr. Fatemi at 9am, but he arrived at 7:45am.
Steve: Why?
Adam: Persiancy

by goldengrey1776 December 11, 2023

Grime

A quantifier for drill rappers.

Adam: A whole grime showed up and they had to shut the whole music video shoot down because shots were fired. Now the director is being charged as an accessory.
Steve: A grime? I don’t get it, what’s a grime?
Adam: A grime of drill rappers, you know, like a baker’s dozen, a pride of lions, a parliament of owls, a blessing of unicorns or a murder of crows.
Steve: I see.

by goldengrey1776 January 27, 2022

Raw Dog & Bail

When you have sex without a condom, ejaculate inside, and abruptly leave.

Adam: You wore a rubber, right?
Steve: Nah, the store was out of Magnum XLs so I raw dogged and bailed.
Raw Dog & Bail

by goldengrey1776 November 14, 2021

Whitewomansplaining

When a member of the most oppressed group in the West, nay, the world, speaks from her all-knowing experience, an omnipotence rivaled on by The Watchmen’s Dr. Manhattan.

Adam: What the hell was that?
Steve: that is what they call Whitewomansplaining

by goldengrey1776 June 15, 2023