Kingston Haircut

Beheading/decapitation.

They gave him a Kingston Haircut.

by goldengrey1776 May 20, 2022

Kingston Haircut

Beheading/decapitation.

They gave him a Kingston Haircut.

by goldengrey1776 May 20, 2022

Gringo Shuffle

The phenomenon that occurs when White People try to dance, in itself a paradox because it’s not dancing per sé.

Adam: What the hell was that?
Steve: A little something called ‘dancing.’
Pedro: Nah, fool. That was the gringo shuffle.
Maurice: Y’all muthafuckas can’t jump or dance.

by goldengrey1776 March 09, 2023

Pete Davidson

A man who had several ribs removed to perform fellatio on himself.

Adam: He went full Pete Davidson.
Steve: What do you mean?
Adam: He had a couple ribs removed so he could suck his own dick, just like Pete Davidson.

by goldengrey1776 December 05, 2021

Grime

A quantifier for drill rappers.

Adam: A whole grime showed up and they had to shut the whole music video shoot down because shots were fired. Now the director is being charged as an accessory.
Steve: A grime? I don’t get it, what’s a grime?
Adam: A grime of drill rappers, you know, like a baker’s dozen, a pride of lions, a parliament of owls, a blessing of unicorns or a murder of crows.
Steve: I see.

by goldengrey1776 January 27, 2022

Raw Dog & Bail

When you have sex without a condom, ejaculate inside, and abruptly leave.

Adam: You wore a rubber, right?
Steve: Nah, the store was out of Magnum XLs so I raw dogged and bailed.
Raw Dog & Bail

by goldengrey1776 November 14, 2021

Whitewomansplaining

When a member of the most oppressed group in the West, nay, the world, speaks from her all-knowing experience, an omnipotence rivaled on by The Watchmen’s Dr. Manhattan.

Adam: What the hell was that?
Steve: that is what they call Whitewomansplaining

by goldengrey1776 June 15, 2023