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Things that you experience during your unconscious state while sleeping.

Either something really good or something really bad. You cannot remember the really good dreams, such as getting laid, but the bad ones that entail you having your manhood removed will stick with you for days. See: nightmare
I had this really good dream, but I can't remember it anymore.

What a shitty dream. I dreamt that there was this Danish whore who chopped my manhood off.
dreams by Godfather August 10, 2004

2004 Presidential Election

The time when the American public must decide who they want to fuck up their country for the next 4 years.
Flip a quarter and vote accordingly...
(1)A drink that often burns when consumed by itself, but goes good mixed with various sodas (see: pepsi, coke, 7-up) and sometimes even water. Straight shots are smoother if chilled, and some whiskeys such as Seagram's Seven can be consumed straight by even those with the weakest stomachs.

(2)A drink which makes old men's I.Q.s increase exponentially after every shot, eventually leading to a bar full of omniscient men who can't even begin to consider that for once they might just be wrong.

(3)Something good to come out of Canada.
Beer gives me headaches, so this was my only alternative.

I can afford to drink Crown Royal!

Shit...someone run to town and get another case of pepsi.
whiskey by Godfather August 7, 2004
Total suckdom

- Rorsach -
• Dude, come play RvS in ma room
- No dude, I can't, my comp is fucked up
• bahness
bahness by Godfather January 4, 2004

King Kahuna 

A rude, malicious, tyrannical person who took advantage of Natural Selection's best modder (see wordVoogru/word). Was known to use cheats that was accidentally implemented into NSAdmin. In the end, he was ousted by Voogru and the community of voogru.com. Upon his ousting, he deliberately stooped to the intelligence level capable of a 3rd grader, using ban threats, IRC insults, and even threatening to call the FBI on people in false accusations.

Commonly seen with lapdogs kittymor and Landshark, and his prepubescent idiot of a son, Prince Kahuna.

Also seen in urbandictionary.com making up false stories so bad, the critics want to hold a .357 to their head screaming "END IT NOW!"

Synonyms: wordasshat/word
NSPlayer: Hey King, where did you get that stuff? Half of that isn't researched yet!
KingKahuna: nsa_ban NSPlayer
King Kahuna by Godfather September 4, 2003
You get home tired an u sit down in front of the TV with a bud, u say : aaaaaahhh cushty.
cushty by Godfather July 14, 2003

bitchlit 

Meaning bitch but sounds better.
Damn bitchlit gf doesnt wanna do it without a condom
bitchlit by Godfather July 14, 2003