gandalf

Frodo: Hey, Gandalf, how do I get rid of this god damn ring?
Gandalf: My friend, you have to touch yourself at night without wearing the ring.
by God July 22, 2003
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rise against

One of the best punk bands ever. Awesome, heartfelt lyrics ranging from love to politics to life in general, loud punding voice and amazing drums.
the years unfold in one moment
the voices that we heard so loud
are now suddenly silenced
inside this crowd
and you're surrounded by the lives
of those who found something to hold
so bringing everybody down
is all you know
by God October 20, 2004
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Random

look there is random
by God September 26, 2003
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Slut

A girl who puts out quickly and with little need of money to get her wet.
Damm that slut was easy, took me ten minutes from hello to her hell yes!!
by God June 15, 2003
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carribean meat missile

an unusually large black cock which can penentrate any woman of its choosing through force and or rape.
Look at the carribean meat missile.
Often shortened o meat missile or carribean. ie. he has a fuck off carribean
you dont have a meat missile.!
by GOD August 10, 2003
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Benton Penner

Masons brother he got arrested for being to fucking sick mr.lowens secret lover
you got arrested your such a Benton Penner
by GOD April 25, 2019
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dumberer

What comes when u try and make a sequal to dumb and dumber
by god December 30, 2002
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