n. A musical group from a maritime community. Songs tend to focus on fishing, lobsters, unemployment cheques, and drowning.
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I’m thinking of writing some buoy band songs. What rhymes with “pogey” and “schooner”?
By Jeez, I don’t think any word rhymes with both of those there.
By Jeez, I don’t think any word rhymes with both of those there.
by gnostic3 December 05, 2022

The pope thinks we can beat covid ... and cancelled Easter services. I admire his vaticando attitude.
by gnostic3 March 18, 2021

n. Person who plays football brilliantly at the World Cup and thereby helps his team achieve victory. Also any fan who secures alcohol of any type for his travelling companions.
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by gnostic3 November 21, 2022

n. Walking stick, usually lightweight silicon with ergonomic design, used by fitness enthusiasts when hiking mountain trails, racing through crowded streets etc.
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Why the eye patch? Trying to look like a pirate?
No! Wait, is that a thing? Actually I was impaled by a doofus with a hurrycane.
No! Wait, is that a thing? Actually I was impaled by a doofus with a hurrycane.
by gnostic3 October 11, 2019

n. Actions or words which evoke an overly sympathetic response. Often employed by pathetic losers.
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Do not bother with an appeal. Your tear jerkery will not change our minds.You are guilty guilty guilty.
by gnostic3 January 20, 2020

n. Cold blizzard requiring the donning of a warm tuque. By extension it is also used in Canada to describe a period of frigidity in a romantic or business relationship.
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by gnostic3 October 18, 2020

by gnostic3 February 19, 2024
