gnostic3's definitions
n. A troubling or criminal situation one finds oneself in. Usually the fault of a misguided society and not due to a personal fault.
How do you plan to extricate yourself from this here punkle mate?
Plans are for losers.
Plans are for those who do not have both hands caught in the cookie jar that is life.
Plans are for losers.
Plans are for those who do not have both hands caught in the cookie jar that is life.
by gnostic3 August 31, 2022
Get the punklemug. n. Any vehicle used to transport a band from gig to gig. Often commodious but decrepit.
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by gnostic3 March 9, 2021
Get the jambulancemug. Did you whipple my dish washer. It keeps spitting plates into the cupboard and yesterday a knife nearly took my eye out.
No pain; no gaizn. Stand aside for progress old man.
Again: you are only five.
No pain; no gaizn. Stand aside for progress old man.
Again: you are only five.
by gnostic3 March 16, 2021
Get the whipplemug. n. Complex operation performed only by the most skilled surgeons. A previously completed delicate procedure is performed again … indelicately.
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Crickey Mate! I was up all night getting a didgeridoo out of an Abo’s bum! Again! And now I have to do a bleeding Redo’s Procedure with an assistant from Perth who can’t tell an Allis from a pair of Springs.
by gnostic3 February 23, 2024
Get the redo’s proceduremug. n. Aging British rock band fans who need wheelchairs and similar mobility assists to get around at the concerts.
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Did you get up close to see The Who at Desert Trip?
No. I tried to get to the stage but I kept tripping over all the rolling stoners on their electric scooters.
Just as well man. They kind of suck.
No. I tried to get to the stage but I kept tripping over all the rolling stoners on their electric scooters.
Just as well man. They kind of suck.
by gnostic3 November 6, 2016
Get the rolling stonersmug. n. Tasty lunch item made from healthy renewable nematodes in a carbon-minus kitchen. Also a Swedish sexual activity involving reindeer herders that is often mistaken for a Lappdanse.
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God morgan Greta! Join me later for a thunburger in my solar car? Then we can walk to the breezy shore at sunset, calculate how much freely-available wind, solar and tidal energy was under-utilized by the planet, again, then spit in frustration at the stupidity of humans.
You hade me vide thunburger!
You hade me vide thunburger!
by gnostic3 January 7, 2022
Get the thunburgermug. n. Person who is careful with his money, but not cheap or miserly, despite what people say.
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You still wearing those ratty shoes you bought at the thrift shop. What a cheapskate.
You will never understand the philosophy of the frugalitarian.
That is my hope.
You will never understand the philosophy of the frugalitarian.
That is my hope.
by gnostic3 November 11, 2019
Get the frugalitarianmug.