trample

v. To obtain revenge by destroying a relationship via sluttery.

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Vivian has gone far too far. Time for us to trample her whiny soul.

by gnostic3 February 14, 2019

hattrick

n. Three customers using a corner girl sequentially , or simultaneously, in one transaction.

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Yo Wendy! Got another hattrick last night. If McDavid had my touch the Oilers might make the playoffs once in a while.

by gnostic3 March 19, 2019

masking

v. Invalid actions undertaken to create the illusion that a problem has been meaningfully addressed.

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There’s a chlorine leak at the pool and the “authorities” want us to cover our faces with wet cloth. Isn’t that just masking?

by gnostic3 March 24, 2022

unsound advice

n. Anything a non-educated authority figure says.

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Do not, and here I am begging you Mom, heed that unsound advice.

by gnostic3 April 26, 2020

covump

n. Annoying or inconvenient obstruction that interferes with a plan. Akin to a hiccup.

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We were doing so well. Then along came a covump and we were dead in the roses.

by gnostic3 October 02, 2020

jabee

n. Person who has been vaccinated.

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You a jabee? Only jabees being let in to the brothel tonight.

Bummer.

Only if you are a jabee.

by gnostic3 April 30, 2021

Guyliner

n. Periocular makeup worn by rockers, fluffy movie stars, brigands and other gentlemen with flair and a certain lack of torn rugby jerseys in their closets.

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That Johnny Depp, he likes to wear guyliner. It's like he has a free pass or something.

by gnostic3 September 16, 2015