Definitions by gnostic3
veraciter
n. Person interested in establishing the truth. These throwbacks often rely on facts rather than popular opinion or dictates.
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Did you hear the news? Rugby and ice dancing are now America's favourite sports. So suck on that NFL boy.
I think not. I do not wish to sound like a veraciter but that is Canadian propaganda. The Canucks are trying to destabilize our sports channels.
You stick with your truths and I 'll stick with mine. Time to watch some quad toe-loops.
I think not. I do not wish to sound like a veraciter but that is Canadian propaganda. The Canucks are trying to destabilize our sports channels.
You stick with your truths and I 'll stick with mine. Time to watch some quad toe-loops.
donalding
v. Boldly stating that your lie was a part of a complex scheme to demonstrate how gullible the press, and the public can be.
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Hey bro! Nice soccer game! I guess your tweet last week about sharks devouring your legs was just a lie.
No. I was donalding, and you and the rest were naive enough to believe it. Fools!
No one believed it man. You were in Idaho all week. Pretty sharkless. And CNN had film of you teaching tap dancing.
Fake news! Liars! Gullible fact-tramps.
No. I was donalding, and you and the rest were naive enough to believe it. Fools!
No one believed it man. You were in Idaho all week. Pretty sharkless. And CNN had film of you teaching tap dancing.
Fake news! Liars! Gullible fact-tramps.
fact-tramp
n. Person more concerned with the truth of a statement that with the impact of the statement. These concrete-thinkers are often undiagnosed schizophrenics unable to see the big picture.
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This new health-care plan will make America great again!
Tens of millions will die needlessly. In horrible pain.
"Great again!" Are you deaf? Are you a fact-tramp working for the filth at CNN? "Great again!!!" With four exclamation points.
Tens of millions will die needlessly. In horrible pain.
"Great again!" Are you deaf? Are you a fact-tramp working for the filth at CNN? "Great again!!!" With four exclamation points.
fact-tramp by gnostic3 June 25, 2017
fidget spinner
n. Small revolving hand-held device that Oh no! Look! Shiny stopping!! Want outside! Ice cream! Can I have Tuesdays? No! No! No! Ohhhh! Spinning! Seems to calm and bring focus to a certain subset of Shiny stopping! No!No! No! Erasures.
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fidget spinner by gnostic3 June 10, 2017
cupper
n. Person who, on birthdays etc, gives coffee cups inscribed with witticisms to pretty girls he admires and wishes to date. Less intense than flowers or jewelry, the gifts can be laughed off if his feelings are not reciprocated.
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wet dreams
n. Sarcastic name for any garish, expensive, unneeded water features added to your home to cause endless plumbing trouble while adding a taint of both relaxing arty decoration and carcinogenic black mould.
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Dude! Haven't seen you at the skate park lately. What up?
Been having trouble with my wet dreams again. You got any extra towels I could borrow?
Whoa. Respect.
Been having trouble with my wet dreams again. You got any extra towels I could borrow?
Whoa. Respect.
wet dreams by gnostic3 June 5, 2017