Definitions by gnostic3

constructions 

n. Directions included with items such as plastic models and furniture that require some assembly.

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Are you sure that you followed the constructions Aliyah? Daddy’s chair looks very wobbly.

constructions by gnostic3 December 22, 2017

ho hummish 

adj. Moderately bleak state of being. Similar to eeyoriffic but not so gloomy.

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I don't think I’ll go out tonight. I feel a bit ho hummish.

ho hummish by gnostic3 December 21, 2017

jedeyes 

n. Painful ocular condition caused by viewing multiple sequential screenings of Star Wars, or similar, movies in an attempt to demonstrate the superiority of one’s fandom.

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Dude! Where you been all weekend, and why the white cane?

The Movieplex man. I got the jedeyes! I totally got the jedeyes!

jedeyes by gnostic3 December 18, 2017

grey cup 

n. Canadian Football League championship trophy and, by extension, any third-rate unwanted prize contested by has-beens and never-weres.

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Which grey cup you want to watch: the Idaho gubernatorial results, the Mexican bobsledding finals, or chunky Canucks playing three-down pseudo-football in snowsuits?

grey cup by gnostic3 November 19, 2017

bladderhell 

n. Incredibly difficult work assignment in which one struggles to overcome seemingly insurmountable difficulties such as bad lighting, smoke, bleeding etc and an increasing surfeit of urine.

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Where is the general surgery resident? I want to give her some pointless tasks.

Bladderhell. Again.

bladderhell by gnostic3 November 19, 2017

boulder artist 

n. Person who paints, photographs, or arranges rocks in stunningly creative ways.

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Have you seen Erin's photos of Machu Picchu? She is truly a boulder artist.

Bolder than who?

boulder artist by gnostic3 November 18, 2017

eclipse

n. Any boring, over-hyped event especially those that allow scientists in an obscure specialty to appear on TV once every 40 years to endlessly explain what's going on.

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Hey, you going to watch the House vote to impeach the President?

Nah. It's just another eclipse.

eclipse by gnostic3 August 21, 2017