pansive

adj. Thoughtful, but only on the subject of trousers.

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Why are you looking so pansive this morning?

I was just wondering whether harem pants were going to come back.

by gnostic3 March 17, 2021

hobot

n. Scruffy android designed to wander from town to town taking odd jobs and unsecured valuables.

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Who would steal half a can of used oil, some rusty screws and an ice pick?

Not who. What! (cue: dramatic spooky music) Sounds like a hobot is loose in the village! Again!

by gnostic3 December 27, 2019

hobot

n. Shiftless mechanical vagrant programmed to loiter on the edges of society begging for oil.

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I think Kenney may be an evil hobot.

by gnostic3 March 20, 2021

dawncracking

v. Staying out late, very late, often for nefarious purposes.

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You been dawncracking all week Lemar. What up with that? How you gonna do any proper operations if you are all the time tired?

Leave me alone nurse. Don't tell me you didn't do some dawncracking when you was young.

What you mean "When I was young"? Don't you make me scalpel-cut your sassy arm.

by gnostic3 November 13, 2016

wooly bagger

n. Aussie term for a crooked politician.

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Reckon that Trump bloke is the sort of wooly bagger that would try to sell a drover his own kipbuck.

Too right mate.

by gnostic3 December 21, 2019

Utah gold

n. Salt:; from the Great Salt Lake.

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Shake some more Utah gold onto your eggs young one. It makes our state grate.

You mean great?

by gnostic3 December 21, 2019

breaking bubbles

v. Violating Covid-19 social-distancing restrictions.

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Plans for the weekend?

Nothing solid yet but I will be breaking bubbles. Plenty of bubbles.

by gnostic3 April 05, 2021