Definitions by gnostic3

beating Armenia 

v. A hollow, minor victory over a lesser power to make up for a drubbing by a superior power. Also a sexual euphemism in Canada.

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The Russian hockey team spanked us yesterday, but no worries:; tonight we’ll be beating Armenia.

beating Armenia by gnostic3 March 18, 2021

banning guns 

v. Doing any crazy thing or taking steps to alter something without evidence that the steps will help.

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You want to open the economy? Now? That is just banning guns man.

banning guns by gnostic3 March 18, 2021

TheTom 

n. A saintly figure who heals the sick with his serum and provides middling entertainment.

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TheTom is going to play Jesus next summer when His serum has cured us all.

Bet He beats Him.

TheTom by gnostic3 March 18, 2021

tomchrist 

n. A beacon of hope for humanity on a dark planet. Tom Hanks. A Saint.

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Have you heard? Tomchrist is healing the sick with His serum.

We are truly blessed.

tomchrist by gnostic3 March 18, 2021

hankish 

adj. Leaning toward totally excellent.Approaching being a super-celebrity in ways minor celebrities cannot even imagine. Often used sarcastically.

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You cleaned your room! Let me call the press. You are totally hankish.

hankish by gnostic3 March 18, 2021

lung bleaching 

v. Wasting time and resources on a useless and potentially dangerous unproven therapy.

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You had some Chiropractic manipulation for your breast cancer? Waste of time! It’s just lung bleaching. You are so dead.

lung bleaching by gnostic3 March 18, 2021

vaticando

adj. A type of fervent religious positivity.

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The pope thinks we can beat covid ... and cancelled Easter services. I admire his vaticando attitude.

vaticando by gnostic3 March 18, 2021