gnostic3's definitions

corner girl

n. Prostitute.

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Hey! You a corner girl or just a Miley Cyrus fan?

by gnostic3 March 18, 2019

pigloo

n. Snow cave created by a wild boar in Canada.

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Is that a pigloo in your yard?

No. It’s my new, somewhat pathetic, man cave. Want to come in for a beer?

by gnostic3 December 21, 2019

blinky

n. Very brief nap. Shorter than a nappy.

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What a tedious briefing on the Mideast or whatever. I need a blinky before the State of the Union address.

A nappy would be more useful.

by gnostic3 January 12, 2022

lying nine

v. Having an obscene advantage. Originally a Canadian ice-curling term but now a popular Aussie expression.

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Move your bishop up a few squares mate! You’ll be lying nine and guzzling a frozen festive in two shakes of a wallaby’s snake.

by gnostic3 December 20, 2021

frostophobia

n. Fear of being shut inside a freezer, or of spending a week in Alberta in January.

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Strip to Red Deer!? No thanks. I suffer from frostophobia.

Very sensible of you.Wish it was contagious.

by gnostic3 April 8, 2022

sandbagged

v. Signed to a rich sports contract by an evil empire with questionable morality.

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Many football stars are being sandbagged. Where will it end?

Probably Oman.

by gnostic3 July 5, 2023

arter

n. Person who produces drawings, poems, paintings, sculptures etc that aren't very good. Often a friend or relative.

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So, I hear you have a budding artist in your family.

Well ...more of an arter really ... but she can skip real well.

by gnostic3 July 19, 2019