Definitions by gnostic3

skidboard

n. Skateboard with the wheels ripped off. Used on icy streets, railings etc in Canada during winter.

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Dude! Radical skidboard you got there, eh. Gnarly undercarriage remnants. Would you go downhill faster if you just bought a snowboard?

Leave me alone mom.

skidboard by gnostic3 December 28, 2022

icenado

n. Winter snowy blizzard with added components of freezing rain and extreme winds.

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Dude! Your new skidboard moves down the ramp like an icenado. Totally zip.

icenado by gnostic3 December 28, 2022

maradonair 

n. Person who has fallen from god-like stature to normalacy through over-indulgence in the pleasures of life.

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How long before Ronaldo becomes a maradonair? Weeks? Days?

maradonair by gnostic3 December 19, 2022

messified 

v. Raised to the level of the Gods.

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The mayor thinks she has been messified. I beg to differ. She isn’t even a maradonair.

messified by gnostic3 December 19, 2022

diven 

v. Past tense of “dive”. Used by cool folks and mermaids.

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Julie has diven more places than a crooked mermaid boxer.

diven by gnostic3 December 19, 2022

kneegrow spiritual 

n. Song that lifts spirits while making people taller.

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I wish I was as tall as Kobe!

Have you tried singing a kneegrow spiritual?

kneegrow spiritual by gnostic3 December 11, 2022

Gluten For Punishment 

Message found on "Celiac Awareness Day" t-shirts, mugs, sacks of flour etc.

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Excuse me Del. Your leaky device is ruining my trousers. Why are you trying to write "Gluten For Punishment" on everyone's sandwich?

I'm increasing awareness of celiac disease.

And increasing cleaning bills. Where did you even get a mustard pen?

Dr. Science's Gadgetplex.

Gluten For Punishment by gnostic3 December 11, 2022