vocabulotome

n. Book, computer reference-ware, or smart phone app etc. that, like a thesaurus, provides synonyms.

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I couldn't think of another word for "thesaurus" so I checked my vocabulotome.

That is so last week! I'd have looked in a synophile.

by gnostic1 September 21, 2011

watering the cricketfield

v. phrase. British expression for emptying one's bladder. Originally a euphemism used by Royalty but now used generally to mock the upper crust.

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Excuse me Your Highness. I fear it is high time for me to be watering the cricketfield.

Would you like my groundskeeper to help you with that? She's very good with a hose.

I fear not M'am. Jolly good thought though.

by gnostic1 September 28, 2012

james gang

n. any bunch of losers who talk a lot of smack: named after Lebron James and co.

We are going to beat you two ways from Tuesday. You will be lucky to come in second!

Don't make me smile! You and yours are such a james gang.

by gnostic1 December 11, 2011

lefter

More left. Usually shouted in tense moments when directing covering fire, giving driving instructions etc.
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Don't put the clamp on that you fool! That's the ureter! Clamp to the left of that.

Here?

No!! Lefter!!! Lefter!! Oh God! Nurse, get me five units of blood and my lawyer's phone number.

by gnostic1 September 01, 2011

Tynersburg

place. Industrial city where most of Ohio's fridge magnets are forged. Located where the magnetite miners had easy access to both water and oil Tynersburg grew from a small hamlet to a bustling metropolis at the turn of the century when fridges began to be formed from metal instead of wood.

Home of the Fighting Woodchuks pasanka choir and a Bavarian Beer Stein interpretive center, Tynersburg boasts a bold hold on the past and a niche-based future.

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Isn't Tynersburg the home of both an Olympic archer and a famous composer of Indian ragas?

Why yes. I believe it is, and I think you can buy cleverly constructed fridge magnets celebrating both of them.

by gnostic1 August 10, 2012

empty the trick bag

1) v. initially a skateboarding term meaning to employ all of one's super tricks in a grand display of prowess: now, by extension, it means to use all of one's resources to accomplish any task or display ones dexterity or intelligence.

2) v. when said by a pimp it means to obtain the earnings of one's prostitute.

Radical leapstand bro! But I am going to empty the trick bag and make you totally my wheelnut monkey.

When the Shriners are in town I have to empty the trick bags thrice nightly or the ladies are tempted to hide the shine.

by gnostic1 January 22, 2011

synofile

n. Much sought after synonym for thesaurus; usually applied to a reference work on a hard drive or internet server.

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Dude! What's another word for bong? I'm trying to write a song and the scansion here's all wrong.

Check the synofile, and perhaps try Urbandictionary.

by gnostic1 September 21, 2011