gnostic 2's definitions

dry

adj. Boring, lacking interest. Often used when describing parties or ho-hum sporting events.

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What are you doing in calculus class dude? You should be down to the skate park.

Nah. That scene is dry.

by gnostic 2 April 23, 2014

slurpee-fest

n. Blizzard or similar winter storm featuring sleet. Ambient temperature is usually warm enough for outdoor play.

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Sounds like a slurpee-fest is coming this weekend. Come on kids! Let's find the mitten box and warm up our snowball throwing arms.

Why does everything have to be a sport with you? And who even has a "mitten box"?

by gnostic 2 February 27, 2014

golden shower

n. Cascade of gold medals won by a team at a sporting event.

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Canada wins again! I hope this golden shower never ends!

by gnostic 2 March 2, 2014

commiting a Fallony

v. Repeating, re-tweeting, or otherwise distributing, in butchered form, jokes or "bits" that Jimmy Fallon did on his show, or pretending a joke is from Fallon when you made it up yourself.

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So then he said, I think I've got this right, "Why are they just looking for Pings when there are lots of other Chinese folks missing?"

I'm gonna have to stop you right there. You are totally commiting a Fallony.

by gnostic 2 April 13, 2014

golder

n. Winner, especially of an important event, competition, promotion, Olympic medal etc.

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You're a Canadian hockey player, eh? So I guess you're a golder.

Does a beaver slap in the pond?

by gnostic 2 March 2, 2014

blinktime

n. The moment when one side in a confrontation, for the greater good, stands down and suggests a diplomatic resolution.

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Do you think a second Crimean war is coming, or will someone realise it's blinktime?

Wait a minute. Are you saying there was already a Crimean war?

by gnostic 2 March 13, 2014

anti-social media

n. Communication channels favoured by the aged, and those that don't want to be "part of the conversation".

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Dude! You got to get on the Twitter! You can totally get fake updates from celebrities and find out what all your cool friends are wasting their lives doing in "real time"!

No thanks. I'm kind of into the anti-social media. I have some Dickens I want to read before I have my evening gruel. And is there some other type of "time"?

by gnostic 2 February 10, 2014