n. Decoration, usually overdone, or tacky, found on a door at Xmas or Thanksgiving. Sometimes can also be regarded as a dorkoration.
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This is the place. Lenny said there'd be a horrible doornament.
Ahh. I think it's sweet.
Yeah, but you are high on xmas cheer, and crack.
Ahh. I think it's sweet.
Yeah, but you are high on xmas cheer, and crack.
by gnostic 1 December 19, 2013

n. Delicious mutton on a stick. Beloved in Perth.
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by gnostic 1 January 18, 2013

n. Ice hockey term for the space between the goalie's legs. Also a sexual euphemism.
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by gnostic 1 July 18, 2012

n. phrase - Expression used when denegrating any mundane sexual experience
or second-rate event.
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or second-rate event.
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by gnostic 1 April 13, 2013

n. Compedium of liquors and liquor-related knowledge.
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Dude! Can we mix corn mash and cactus juice and let them ferment together?
Can't see why not, but check on Bourbon Dictionary. We don't want no explosions.
Can't see why not, but check on Bourbon Dictionary. We don't want no explosions.
by gnostic 1 April 26, 2013

place. Only the best city in New Zealand! Struth! From the beehive-shaped legislative buildings to the furnicular railroad that takes you down to the cricket rink there is little about Wellington that won't stop your heart with its grandeur.
Taken off the natives by enterprising Europeans in the seventeenth century, Wellington was rapidly developed into a pasture for sheep.
Rugby is played a bit but the terrain isn't really favourable and the people are more likely to follow lawn bowling or rounders.
Taken off the natives by enterprising Europeans in the seventeenth century, Wellington was rapidly developed into a pasture for sheep.
Rugby is played a bit but the terrain isn't really favourable and the people are more likely to follow lawn bowling or rounders.
Wellington is nearly as pretty as Christchurch and, with a good bit of work, could be as interesting as Auckland.
Without the first-class rugby.
Right.
Without the first-class rugby.
Right.
by gnostic 1 December 10, 2012

n. A derogatory term for any over-used Christmas song. The term was originally inspired by an insanely funny parody song not suitable for kiddies or younger elves.
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Listen. I think they are playing Dingle Bells and it is only November. Do they think we're a bunch of Perth cast-offs who can't tell time?
by gnostic 1 December 23, 2012
