gnostic 1's definitions
What a night! Meatballs, saunas, and an orgy of mermaid chasing and dancing to aBBa tunes! It was malmotic.
by Gnostic 1 December 28, 2013
Get the Malmoticmug. n. Canadian term for the ice-curling "athlete" who uses his broom to mark where the stone-shooter should stand but never sweeps or sweats. Thus a broomer is any lazy individual.
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by gnostic 1 July 21, 2012
Get the broomermug. place. Bustling metropolis brimming with night life and dreamy-eyed folk chasing both the promise that is America and a sea of yellow cabs. Unlimited opportunity but limited seating. Concrete spires surrounding halal food carts beside world-class museums. Pigeons. So many pigeons. Many with feathers.
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Wow. That hurricane Sandy really messed this place up.
No. This is how it always looks.
Hey! How about those New York Knickerbockers!
No. This is how it always looks.
Hey! How about those New York Knickerbockers!
by gnostic 1 December 9, 2012
Get the New Yorkmug. v. Rabbiting on endlessly and with great enthusiasm about the latest quirky thing on the internet.
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...and there was this guy in a giant duck suit (You just have to see his expression!) and he was eating a peach! A peach! I swear to God! You have to see it. I could download show you right now if you want ...
I've enjoyed your fransing just now and I'd love to hear more, but I've got this stabbing victim to attend to.
I've enjoyed your fransing just now and I'd love to hear more, but I've got this stabbing victim to attend to.
by gnostic 1 September 21, 2013
Get the fransingmug. n. Person who promulgates divisive political theories.
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by gnostic 1 April 9, 2013
Get the thatchermug. n. Mythical creature who visits teenagers at night and touches their faces with her zit wand.
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by gnostic 1 January 18, 2013
Get the pimple fairymug. n. Anyone who has grown too old and infirm to continue at his trade or sport.
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Check out the wobbler playing hockey.
Can't read the writing on the wall.
Or anything else without his bifocals.
Can't read the writing on the wall.
Or anything else without his bifocals.
by gnostic 1 September 19, 2013
Get the wobblermug.