n. Short, snappy, hip form of the noun skater.
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by gnostic 1 January 20, 2013
n. Eleven. A reflection of both the abscence of resources and the humour of skaters.
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Dude! This crate only has eleven brewes.
A skater's dozen! Radical. Nine for me and four for you!
Tottally!
A skater's dozen! Radical. Nine for me and four for you!
Tottally!
by gnostic 1 February 24, 2013
We doing this?
I don't know man. It don't seem right. You know?
What. You gonna whiteout? I should have known you were not a true boarder.
I don't know man. It don't seem right. You know?
What. You gonna whiteout? I should have known you were not a true boarder.
by gnostic 1 February 09, 2014
n. A full-on irresistable James Francoesque charm storm of Biblical proportions.
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Babe at four o'clock, but don't even bother. She is totally out of your league.
I'm going in. Don't wait up. No one can resist my charmageddon.
So I'll see you in five minutes?
Three.
I'm going in. Don't wait up. No one can resist my charmageddon.
So I'll see you in five minutes?
Three.
by gnostic 1 October 07, 2013
n. Canadian term for the ice-curling "athlete" who uses his broom to mark where the stone-shooter should stand but never sweeps or sweats. Thus a broomer is any lazy individual.
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by gnostic 1 July 18, 2012
n. Random, uncaring sex with a person of uncertain gender.
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Did you hook up with that odd sparkler you were dancing with last night?
Nah. I'm no longer into trans-incidental beditation.
Been hurt too much?
No. Not enough.
Nah. I'm no longer into trans-incidental beditation.
Been hurt too much?
No. Not enough.
by gnostic 1 October 22, 2013
v. To cringe at the thought of participating in any lame holiday events.
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I kringle when I think of singing carols at the homeless shelter. It makes me think of my own bleak childhood. So many bad "Drummer Boy" renditions at the home. Hadn't we suffered enough?
by gnostic 1 December 14, 2012