v. The act of throwing a curling rock into the central house to score a deuce. Similar to throwing a perfect game in baseball, or scoring a hat trick in cricket only not so rare or difficult, or exciting to watch. Also a sexual euphemism in Canada and rural Sweden.
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Hey! Don't switch the channel! The thermal-boy was about to split the rings.
Grow up. It's curling for God's sake.
Grow up. It's curling for God's sake.
by gnostic 1 July 18, 2012
n. The elusive "something" that "Occupy Wall Street" protesters are trying to obtain a piece of. It could be justice; it could be peace; it could be ineffable. Whatever it is, they all want a piece of the occupie.
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Dude! Scrape the peace stickers off your dad's old hippie tent and let's get down to Wall Street and grab a piece of that occupie.
Should I grab his acoustic guitar too?
No. It doesn't seem to have that protest-song vibe. Also, there are porta-potties and a lack of stoners selling each other hand-made jewelry.
It will come man. It will come.
Should I grab his acoustic guitar too?
No. It doesn't seem to have that protest-song vibe. Also, there are porta-potties and a lack of stoners selling each other hand-made jewelry.
It will come man. It will come.
by gnostic 1 October 17, 2011
n. Any false explanation for a late report, missing cash, pregnancy etc. Usually said with an ironic sympathetic nod.
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.....so then there was this big crash, see, and like the heavens totally opened up and some big voice was all,"Judy! You is the chosen one!" So I said,"But I don't want to be pregnant. I got school to finish." (Sobs uncontrollably)
That's terribull. Let me get you a kleenex.
That's terribull. Let me get you a kleenex.
by gnostic 1 December 31, 2012
What a night! Meatballs, saunas, and an orgy of mermaid chasing and dancing to aBBa tunes! It was malmotic.
by Gnostic 1 December 28, 2013
Only the best town in Australia! Wrestled from the unforgiving land and plowed into a submissive paradise where waves lap the shore in a frenzy of foam.
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by gnostic 1 March 11, 2013
n. Person who likes "Duck Dynasty", an inexplicibly popular TV show.
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by gnostic 1 June 01, 2013
n. Ice hockey term for the space between the goalie's legs. Also a sexual euphemism.
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by gnostic 1 July 14, 2012