thatcher

n. Person who promulgates divisive political theories.

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You support trickle-down economics? What a thatcher!

by gnostic 1 April 09, 2013

pimple fairy

n. Mythical creature who visits teenagers at night and touches their faces with her zit wand.

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Wow. Looks like someone had a visit from the pimple fairy.

I will cut you. I swear to God.

by gnostic 1 January 18, 2013

fransing

v. Rabbiting on endlessly and with great enthusiasm about the latest quirky thing on the internet.

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...and there was this guy in a giant duck suit (You just have to see his expression!) and he was eating a peach! A peach! I swear to God! You have to see it. I could download show you right now if you want ...

I've enjoyed your fransing just now and I'd love to hear more, but I've got this stabbing victim to attend to.

by gnostic 1 September 21, 2013

dangler

n. Hockey term. A scoring move in which the stick and puck go around the goalie one way while the shooter goes the other. Requires long arms and extreme panache.

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Did you see the Czechs beat Canada in a shoot-out? What a dangler for the win!

by Gnostic 1 December 29, 2013

enormoose

adj. Really, really large. Huge in fact.

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That debt is enormoose! You think you're the government or something?

Is that rhetorical?

Could be. Is rhetorical the one where I don't have to answer?

Yeah.

So I've already ruined that.

by gnostic 1 October 07, 2013

skate

n. Short, snappy, hip form of the noun skater.

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I am the skate from Hell. I rule the ramps.

Right. Whatever dude.

by gnostic 1 January 19, 2013

tour de france

n. Any pursuit that seems pointless, needlessly difficult, lacking in spectator appeal, and corrupt.

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WE are going to bring a planeload of Canadians down to the casino for an ice-curling tournament.

Isn't that kind of a tour de france?

by gnostic 1 May 19, 2013