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fransing

v. Rabbiting on endlessly and with great enthusiasm about the latest quirky thing on the internet.

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...and there was this guy in a giant duck suit (You just have to see his expression!) and he was eating a peach! A peach! I swear to God! You have to see it. I could download show you right now if you want ...

I've enjoyed your fransing just now and I'd love to hear more, but I've got this stabbing victim to attend to.
by gnostic 1 September 21, 2013
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thatcher

n. Person who promulgates divisive political theories.

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by gnostic 1 April 9, 2013
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pimple fairy

n. Mythical creature who visits teenagers at night and touches their faces with her zit wand.

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Wow. Looks like someone had a visit from the pimple fairy.

I will cut you. I swear to God.
by gnostic 1 January 18, 2013
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deigloofication

v. Warming of a house or car etc. on a very cold day. Can also be used whimsically when discussing frigid partners.

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Dude! Your house is totally freezing! It is time to get some deigloofication going on in here.

Maybe you should slip on a cardigan.
by gnostic 1 February 9, 2013
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enormoose

adj. Really, really large. Huge in fact.

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That debt is enormoose! You think you're the government or something?

Is that rhetorical?

Could be. Is rhetorical the one where I don't have to answer?

Yeah.

So I've already ruined that.
by gnostic 1 October 7, 2013
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Perth

place. Semi-aquatic Australian city of almost mythological beauty. Tall spires arise from the surf's edge and mobile causeways transport tourists past the grist mills and anorak factories to wide white surf beaches calm enough for the kiddies.

Settled largely by Greek farmers rather than transported labourers, Perth became a magnet for muticulturism and sailing regattas as well as an oasis for the non-sporting types.

Iconic buildings such as the South Perth Magistrates Courthouse and the Wallaby enclosure at the Banamara Zoo dot the landscape and attract the bemused stares of visitors.

The America's Cup yacht race was once held near Perth but those heady days of glory are on hiatus just now.

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After a long trek across the Western desert it's almost comforting to see the spires of Perth in the distance.

Too right mate. Pass me some kangale from the grubsack
by gnostic 1 December 23, 2012
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dangler

n. Hockey term. A scoring move in which the stick and puck go around the goalie one way while the shooter goes the other. Requires long arms and extreme panache.

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Did you see the Czechs beat Canada in a shoot-out? What a dangler for the win!
by Gnostic 1 December 29, 2013
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