glubglubglubglub's definitions

age is just a number

Cthulhu: Pennywise, what the FUCK are you doing, you can’t prey on her!

Pennywise: Oh yeah, why not?

Cthulhu: BECAUSE SHE’S FOURTEEN!!!

Pennywise: Yeah, What’s it to ya, age is only number, Cthulhu!

Cthulhu: Oh you know what else is a number?

Pennywise: What?

Cthulhu: NINE ONE FUCKING ONE, BITCH!!!

Pennywise said that age is just a number, before getting arrested for preying on underage people.

by glubglubglubglub April 8, 2025

regina george

The worst thing that humanity has ever seen. Jesus crucified himself after seeing the monstrosity. Satan cowered in fear when he heard her voice. She is the embodiment of pure evil. She is the omen, the cloverfield monster, pennywise, and Cthulhu all combined into one entity. The guy who pulled the trigger (or, more realistically, pressed the button) on the naval railgun that did her in is a true hero. The entire army who rightfully used excessive force against her are all heroes. If she was allowed to run free, humanity would be doomed. She would have manipulated nations into starting nuclear wars.

Hitler, Stalin, bin laden, Mao Zedong and xi jinping all combined are merely a harmless joke compared to regina george.

by glubglubglubglub February 24, 2025

fontaines dc

an Irish band, one of its members is also in the group kneecap.

fontaines dc and kneecap are awesome

by glubglubglubglub August 30, 2025

goojodoq

jisulifes largest competitor

goojodoq are jisulifes biggest competitor

by glubglubglubglub August 16, 2025

transition year

A complete waste of time, sellout and violation of the Geneva convention, at least when I went through it. Maybe it’s better now. I know it is.

Hopefully transition year is better now. I’d like to experience it again to see if it’s changed. But my original experience of ty was like being involved in a massive war crime i never wanted to be part of.

by glubglubglubglub July 12, 2025

microwave oven transformer

Okay, kids, a microwave oven transformer is NOT a sex position or one of megatrons henchmen, it is actually the one electrical component that kills more hobbyists than any other. BAM! Here is your definition. Now enjoy the rest of your day and make sure to not poke around inside a microwave or try to replicate anything you see online that involves using the transformer to generate high voltage electricity unless u really know what ur doing!

A young teenager who saw an article online about wood fracking decided to try and replicate it. He connected the microwave oven transformer up as seen in the article, but forgot to isolate himself properly and the ground outside was damp. He was electrocuted and died.

by glubglubglubglub July 17, 2025

labubu

A plushie that’s worth more than its weight in gold. Don’t believe me? Look it up! The price of the amount of labubus equalling the weight of one B-2 stealth bomber would likely surpass the $2 billion price of the bomber.

Making plushies into nfts and crypto is something we thought wasn’t possible until labubu came along.

by glubglubglubglub June 27, 2025