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longitude festival

One of the best music festivals of all time in ireland, if not Europe. It is held at marlay park, Dublin, every July. The acts to perform this year are belters only, central cee, sonny fodera, david guetta, aj tracey, 50 cent, blk and more to be announced. This year it’ll be on the 5th and 6th of July. Get your tickets at longitude.ie
What do you think is the greatest concert of this era?'

'Even though it is not a concert, longitude festival by far.'
by glubglubglubglub January 27, 2025
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Dyson washing machine (CR01, CR02, CR03)

Something that was once heavily talked (and criticized) about around the early 2000s but quickly dwindled from the public's eye after that.

Almost nobody remembers the Dyson washing machine (CR01, CR02 and CR03) anymore, that is unless you randomly happen to stumble upon it by chance and all the memories start flushing back. And if you do remember, it was honestly quite ahead of its time. It really feels more like a futuristic tech you'd expect to see today than back in the early 2000s.

Hell, now that I think about it, the dyson washing machines are a MUCH more better and useful concept than those lousy ‘smart’ washing machines today.

Yes, the complexity of the contra rotating drum mechanism would be a central problem to the machine, however to be quite frank, to think it would fail more than a conventional single drum washer would be ridiculous. Perhaps a bit more feasible now considering the age of the existing machines still around, but def not possible back in 2002.

But overall, the pros of the dyson washing machine heavily overshadows the concerns. I would LOVE to have a contra rotating drum, where I could wash my clothes faster than what’s possible even with current washers. I honestly hope the contra rotating drum system can make a comeback in the 2020s. Just note that if any major washing machine brand made a new one, it would prove far more capable and be more successful.
Kevin: Hey remember back when Dyson had that cool futuristic washing machine, forgot what it's called
Eric: The CR01, CR02 or CR03??
Kevin: Yeeee
Eric: Holy shit that was such a long time ago, I literally forgot about its existence until now.

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Millennial: Hey remember the Dyson washing machine (CR01, CR02, CR03) ?
Zoomer: Dyson what?
Millennial: Never mind, you're too young to remember...
by glubglubglubglub June 19, 2025
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DJI

The biggest and best camera, drone and gimbal manufacturer. The latest drone is the mavic 4 pro.
The new DJI mavic 4 pro is out. But it’ll set u back over $2000.
by glubglubglubglub July 9, 2025
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Ryanair

The one airline with the best record for not having any crashes or major incidents and not losing luggage. The airline that delays and cancels flights less often than any other. Also the airline with the most friendly, helpful and pleasant customer service. The hard landing is due to them using Boeing 737s which land firmer than other jets due to their short landing gear and that Ryanair fly to airports with shorter runways where a smooth landing might cause the plane to run off the end as it can’t slow down fast enough.
People bash Ryanair for landing hard, making passengers board by walking outside instead of using a jetway and not offering free food. But they don’t realise they fly to almost all of Europe for prices that can be less than a taxi journey these days.
by glubglubglubglub June 22, 2025
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fpv ricers

dumbshits who spend money on so-called performance parts for their shitty underpowered ‘racing’ drone such as:

a snow plough for a body kit

an undersized and overweight battery

parts from various brands (real drone racers have em because of their reliability)

ugly paint jobs on the outside

retarded colourful props

an esc and motor combo whose power will never be used as the battery is undersized

an expensive camera and transmission system like a DJI o4 which will no doubt break after the ricer crashes his underpowered drone into a concrete wall trying to do freestyle tricks
fpv ricers are soiling the fpv drone racer community with fake news and crappy builds
by glubglubglubglub November 19, 2025
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dji phantom

A discontinued lineup of drones, was the flagship dji quad until the mavic series was released.
The dji phantom sported the classic quadcopter design.
by glubglubglubglub August 19, 2025
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byford dolphin incident

An incident in an oil rig back in 1983 involving a decompression chamber and diving bell where a diver was forced through a gap just 5 inches wide due to the extreme pressure differential. He was basically folded in half backwards and his organs were pulled straight out of his body.
Don’t look up the byford dolphin incident unless u like gore and morbid shit
by glubglubglubglub June 22, 2025
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