glenn hayes's definitions

Porno Dan

When one is forced to chug cheap hard liquor, usually vodka, from a plastic jug. In general, one hand is used to squeeze the bottle, while the other holds the mouth of the subject open.

After getting a Porno Dan, the police found in a ditch hours later.

by glenn hayes September 30, 2003

Porno Dan

When one is forced to chug cheap hard liquor, usually vodka, from a plastic jug. In general, one hand is used to squeeze the bottle, while the other holds the mouth of the subject open.

After getting a Porno Dan, the police found him in a ditch hours later.

by Glenn Hayes October 1, 2003

moskowitz

1. When a player rolls 1-2-3 in C-Low, and automatically loses
2. The worst possible outcome of a given situation

I not playing with those wooden dice because they make me roll a moskowitz every time.

by glenn hayes September 9, 2003

big nasty

Any mixture of various foul alcoholic beverages and/or liquors which is more revolting than the sum of the individual components.

After losing the bet, I had to chug a Big Nasty.

by glenn hayes September 30, 2003

fire hose

An intensely powerful discharge of vomit, characterized by substantial reach and large volume. Commonly occurs after using a funnel to consume alcoholic beverages.

Let's go fire hose on George's car again and tape it this time.

by glenn hayes September 30, 2003