Definitions by glenn hayes

Porno Dan 

When one is forced to chug cheap hard liquor, usually vodka, from a plastic jug. In general, one hand is used to squeeze the bottle, while the other holds the mouth of the subject open.

After getting a Porno Dan, the police found him in a ditch hours later.

Porno Dan by Glenn Hayes October 1, 2003

Porno Dan 

When one is forced to chug cheap hard liquor, usually vodka, from a plastic jug. In general, one hand is used to squeeze the bottle, while the other holds the mouth of the subject open.

After getting a Porno Dan, the police found in a ditch hours later.

Porno Dan by glenn hayes September 30, 2003

fire hose 

An intensely powerful discharge of vomit, characterized by substantial reach and large volume. Commonly occurs after using a funnel to consume alcoholic beverages.

Let's go fire hose on George's car again and tape it this time.

fire hose by glenn hayes September 30, 2003

big nasty

Any mixture of various foul alcoholic beverages and/or liquors which is more revolting than the sum of the individual components.

After losing the bet, I had to chug a Big Nasty.

big nasty by glenn hayes September 30, 2003

moskowitz 

1. When a player rolls 1-2-3 in C-Low, and automatically loses
2. The worst possible outcome of a given situation

I not playing with those wooden dice because they make me roll a moskowitz every time.

moskowitz by glenn hayes September 9, 2003