5 definitions by glenn hayes

fire hose

An intensely powerful discharge of vomit, characterized by substantial reach and large volume. Commonly occurs after using a funnel to consume alcoholic beverages.

Let's go fire hose on George's car again and tape it this time.

by glenn hayes September 30, 2003

Porno Dan

When one is forced to chug cheap hard liquor, usually vodka, from a plastic jug. In general, one hand is used to squeeze the bottle, while the other holds the mouth of the subject open.

After getting a Porno Dan, the police found him in a ditch hours later.

by glenn hayes October 1, 2003

Porno Dan

When one is forced to chug cheap hard liquor, usually vodka, from a plastic jug. In general, one hand is used to squeeze the bottle, while the other holds the mouth of the subject open.

After getting a Porno Dan, the police found in a ditch hours later.

by glenn hayes September 30, 2003

moskowitz

1. When a player rolls 1-2-3 in C-Low, and automatically loses
2. The worst possible outcome of a given situation

I not playing with those wooden dice because they make me roll a moskowitz every time.

by glenn hayes September 10, 2003

big nasty

Any mixture of various foul alcoholic beverages and/or liquors which is more revolting than the sum of the individual components.

After losing the bet, I had to chug a Big Nasty.

by glenn hayes September 30, 2003