Pussywhipped housebitch. One who lets his wife control his every move. Has been known to have a GPS shoved up his ass so she can track him. Scared to death! Most common words spoken by him are "yes dear"
Joe can't go out with us for a beer tonight, he's being a Cumes.That guy is such a Cumes, he has to call and check in with her every 45 minutes, and can't be away from home for more than 2 hours at a time.
by Glenn November 05, 2004
Pussywhipped housebitch. One who lets his wife control his every move. Has been known to have a LoJack inserted up his ass so she can track his location at all times. Scared to death! Most common words spoken by him are "yes dear".
Joe can't go out with us for a beer tonight, he's being a "Cumes", he is staying home with the wife to do laundry and bake cookies.
That guy is such a "Cumes", he has to call and check in with her every 45 minutes, and can't be away from home for more than 2 hours at a time.
That guy is such a "Cumes", he has to call and check in with her every 45 minutes, and can't be away from home for more than 2 hours at a time.
by Glenn November 06, 2004
Pussywhipped. Must stay on the porch at all times. A stay at home mom(male). Gets his whites their whitest and breastfeeds like no one's business.
Wears a shirt that says "born to clean".
Wears a shirt that says "born to clean".
Joe is such a housebitch. He lost his job and now he stays home and plays Mr. Mom. Joe needs to just wear a dress, he was born with a mop in one hand and an oven mitt on the other.
by Glenn November 08, 2004
As distinguished from the more common "pimp slap", a bitch slap is preceeded by ample forewarning and delivered with a flourish or exaggerated post-blow hip movements. Nonetheless, the blow is firm and may involve an open forhand or backhand.
A "pimp slap", to the contrary, is regularly delivered without announcement and oftentimes over breakfast at an IHOP, on a subway platform, or numerous other indiscriminately chosen venues. The blow is always, always struck with the back of ones hand as to do otherwise is bad form. And the hip motion that accompanies a pimp slap provides the torque to knock a bitch silly.
A "pimp slap", to the contrary, is regularly delivered without announcement and oftentimes over breakfast at an IHOP, on a subway platform, or numerous other indiscriminately chosen venues. The blow is always, always struck with the back of ones hand as to do otherwise is bad form. And the hip motion that accompanies a pimp slap provides the torque to knock a bitch silly.
Those guys on Christopher Street like to play around bitch slapping each other and running and shit, but I didn't know what a proper pimp slap was until Charlie the bus driver knocked his old lady silly at a Starbucks the other day. Apparently Charlie told the misses not to use bleach on his draws as the bleach makes him itch. All I know was that Charlie was scratchin his nuts real hard before he set that latte down, planted his feet, twisted his body and, with his knuckles initially scraping the floor, uncorked the definition of a modern day pimp slap. Old girl was out for a good five minutes.
by Glenn November 19, 2004
A retarded bush voter...
by Glenn November 05, 2004