givemehead5's definitions

football

when your mom gets angry and starts kicking the crap out of you

god damn it steven you didnt clean your room. football time

by givemehead5 November 25, 2019

rolly poley

a nice little karate move to do during sex. you stick it in the back and flip em

you are being a bad boy i must now demon straight the rolly poley on that sweet ass of yours

by givemehead5 November 22, 2019

orphanage

fine dining if you ask me.

hey babe where are going to eat
only the best for my love. the orphanage

by givemehead5 November 22, 2019

hot dog

a code word for make me a fucking sandwich

hey Susan hot dog

by givemehead5 November 25, 2019

november

the month for the gods. the month for the boomers to shine. but of course leave it to the 4'11 middle school white boys to fail on the first day

sam:wait dude its november first
daniel:its our time to shine man
jacob:i already failed

by givemehead5 November 22, 2019

karen

thats stupid bitch in the back of the walmart that yells at the badass 5 year olds like unwrap candy lick it and put it back.

mommy this strange lady just yelled at me
mom:damn it karen

by givemehead5 November 22, 2019

belt

a fun little tool dads like to use on their children as a form of discipline

okay jerry get the belt

by givemehead5 November 22, 2019