thumpernickle

a code word for im gonna bang the shit out of your mom jack

hey jack...thumpernickle

by givemehead5 November 22, 2019

dick and ball torture

a fun kink some sugar daddies tend to have

okay jerold you finished your oatmeal time to commence the dick and ball torture

by givemehead5 November 22, 2019

table

an exercise tool for angry teens in a classroom

you know what ms david your being a bitch i must now flip this table

by givemehead5 November 22, 2019

football

when your mom gets angry and starts kicking the crap out of you

god damn it steven you didnt clean your room. football time

by givemehead5 November 25, 2019

november

the month for the gods. the month for the boomers to shine. but of course leave it to the 4'11 middle school white boys to fail on the first day

sam:wait dude its november first
daniel:its our time to shine man
jacob:i already failed

by givemehead5 November 22, 2019

orphanage

fine dining if you ask me.

hey babe where are going to eat
only the best for my love. the orphanage

by givemehead5 November 22, 2019

hot dog

a code word for make me a fucking sandwich

hey Susan hot dog

by givemehead5 November 25, 2019